Sunday, 17 January 2016

Kabataan talagah!

Well, friends, it is the start of the new year. New goals. New ambitions. New lahat.

I am still in the dating sphere, pero ngayon, thanks to Grindr, Tinder, Scruffr, Whisper, lahat na ng er sa mundo ginamit, I am finally embarking on my first blind date for the year.

What do we know about fafa? Well, he's in, 18 years old. I told him my age (my botox and I are 24 for life) but somehow he's really excited for the date. He's a carrot-top and... well, he's keen. He sent me his ari by email, and my gawd, maganda siya. I love foreskin and the pula pubes kaya we will see what will happen.

I honestly think it's not going to work... but I love the opportunity! Plus, there is something nice about being able to play around as though teenager pa run aces. He's of legal age (or so he says) so yay.

Anyway, have a wonderful and exciting 2016 everyone!

Thursday, 7 January 2016

January Update

Before anything else:

Alen: Clearly not everything with Ed has been closed. See below. (Sigh)
Simon: HELLOUGH-HAH! Thanks for the well wishes! I love that background! Bonggacious!

Well, ladies and gents, 2015 has cum to an end. It was a productive year and Juice Meh! It's been interesting.

I decided to host a party to celebrate the end of the year, just a handful of friends - nothing spectacular. Out of pure stupidity, I invited Edward... and he came... with a date. Toni. Yes, ghurl sya.

In fairness, maganda and tall ang lowkah. And mabait. And machika. So sige. I will Miss Colombia the shit out of this. Some of my friends, who are familiar with our drama, had their eyebrows raised, pero since Ms Congeniality ako, they followed suit.

At one point, Edward cornered me in the kitchen, while I was Betty Drapering. Toni was being made chicka so it was just the two of us. In a strange way, he tried to be chicka and (heavens!) even flirtatious. Pero ako, composed as ever, with all intentions of winning the evening gown competition, and super noncommittal with matching smile slit hanggang earrings!

We are still... friends? And he's asked to come in sometime this January... Pero ako, I don't know. Miss na miss ko ang gintong ari. Mayroon pa rin akong mga pic niya so maybe hanggang yun na lang. One of these days, I will delete to death... kahit sayang.

In other good news, I have a blind date this Saturday with a redhead. We'll see.