Thursday, 5 June 2014


Before anything else...

SydGal: Yes, I am back - for now. Also, in terms of height preferences, to be honest, sis, I don't really like pandakations! I don't hate them, but I still prefer tall men (I have 10-inch stilettos kasi eh... GAHNOUN!). Anyway, see this entry as an example.


This is the most outrageous action I have had so far, and also, perhaps the weirdest.

The one thing I like about Australia is that it always has something around the bend to surprise me. Let's face it - I have had a fairly decent of experience in the kink, so it does take a bit to surprise me.

Anyway, the other day, I went back to my monthly meeting which so happened to be 2 blocks away from one of my faaaaaaavorite beats. This beat had cubicles facing each other, so really, if you stand up, kitang kita ang fez – and hopefully, the person staring back at you is hot and raring to sagogogo!

When I first came in, ako lang. Pero I knew that it was only a matter of chime, so may I Grindr na lang muna akish. In 2 minutes, someone came in and sat right across my cubicle.

Good sign!

I stood up, and saw a tall man cleaning the bowl (so I only saw the back of his head). I looked closer and noticed that, just outside his door, he had one of those fancy big-ass strollers, and his toddler was in there, sound asleep.

Ay. Letchiness, I initially thought.

I sat down again, and hoped that he only took a few minutes to go do his business (after all, that is what the toilets are for), and he can go back to showing his kid around. But after a few minutes of silence (and you can definitely tell with this place), my suspicions arose.

I stood up again, and hello, hello. Mr Papa was standing up as well, and he was definitely doing… well, something. He was around 6’5” – yes, he was a giant – and his hair was slightly tousled. 

He was cute naman, but really, not wis my type ang fez. Well, clearly, someone found him cute enough to have a baby with but anyway…

I still wasn’t too sure what the deal was, so I decided to play my cards carefully. I zipped up, and with matching eye contact, I went out of the cubicle, to the urinals and hung around there with my penoy visible and ready for action.


Within a minute, a stroller parked behind me and Fafa stood behind me, his boner raging outside his shorts He looked at me, and pulled his shorts even further, his fairly massive and hairy butt cheeks facing his still sleeping son.


I stood closer to him and gripped his pwestki. Shet - ang lakish talaga. I began kneading it, and reaching for his patutoi at the same time. I began jerking his hard ano - it was oddly shaped. Around 6 inches, thin ang body pero the head was massive - very disproportionate. Sadly, cut, but hey, we can't all be perfect, divahh?

At this point, I figured it was time we began our action! I began to kneel down to do my Alejar when my phone rang.


We both looked at each other and smiled awkwardly. I zipped up and took the call. It was my business partners, hoping to have the meeting earlier. I said ok, and rushed back to papa, saying that I will be back in 30 minutes.

I rushed to the meeting, and ... well, let's just say that my colleagues were wondering why I was distracted. To be honest, litong-lito ako and... well, libogabelle.

I finished the meeting, nodding my head and shaking hands energetically - but the minute tumalikod ang mga letch, I sprinted ala-Gwynyth in Iron Man, with matching Wonder Womyn stilettos!

By the time I got to the beat, I peered at the cubicles, and YES, the stroller was still there, and ... yes, the kid was still asleep. I looked at the cubicle and I could see papa's head against the wall, and his eyes were closed. I looked under the door, and yes, there were two sets of feet.

Letchness! Naunahan akish!!!!

I peered closer and fafa opened his eyes. He stood up taller so that he could look above the door, and smiled. He unlocked the door and I slid in.

When I got in, the other guy was clearly older - maybe 6', mid-50's, cropped hair, guwapo naman pero not my type. More importantly, ang ari ng lolo - around 8 inches, uncut and tanginis, ang lakishabelle!!! Beautimousse! What made it even better was fafa was fully naked at this point. As in socks lang ang suot. LOVE IT!!! Fafa's body was so-so - he didn't have a single ounce of muscle on him - but his slightly hairy chest made up for it.

When I got in, lolo was making chupa fafa. As I slid in, (medyo mazikif), and lolo stood up straight. He was a bit shocked that I came in - gusto kong sabihin, "Hoy! Nauna akough, nough " but when I got down on my knees to continue his work, he eased up a bit.

And this is where it becomes surreal.

As I was blowing fafa, I could see the ari of lolo raging like anything. Fafa was considerate enough to use his hands to help lolo out by pumping his anough... and then fafa spread this legs and guided lolo closer to his pwetski.


I can imagine we all have his fantasy of doing it with "the straight guy" and ziggeh, whachevur. But this is definitely the guy na acting straight but loves getting it there. Wow.

Because alam mo naman me, very caring and generouz, I helped guide the ari to the hole. I don't think I really helped much but the visual effect! Love love love eeet!

At this point, lolo said something I couldn't hear but fafa just nodded his head and leant forward as far as he could. Lolo then slowly moved his penoi further in... and kept it there. Fafa was breathing heavily at this point, and ... well, I was just still stunned to do much other than suck on the guy's bulbous head!

Within a couple of seconds though, I could see fafa urging lolo to move a bit and lolo started going in and out of him. Fafa must have been loaded on lube because I totally don't remember seeing lolo put on spit or lube - but anyway! Lolo started banging and as a consequence, fafa started banging my face. His sack, which was fairly big to begin with, began hitting my chin with ferocity and my God I was loving it.

Within a minute, I came on the floor - it was just WAY too hot to handle. I barely even touched myself and there I was, spewing on the floor. At this point, fafa asked lolo to stop a bit lolo popped out. Fafa stood up, eyes closed, while I cleaned up my mess.

I unlocked the door so that it would be inconspicuous (just in case may puleeeez) but I looked back and saw that fafa's fez was nowhere to be found. It looked like they locked the door behind me and goodness knows what they were up to again.

The kid was still asleep after I washed and dried my hands. He must have been on massive drugs... the kid, that is.

Saturday, 10 May 2014

Late Night Vagets

Hello friends! Before anything else...

Paci: Thank you! The one after this entry is a mind blower!

Geosef: Actually miss writing them. Sometimes I feel that blogging is the only break I get to really have from the hamster wheel.


Anyway, I still don't know how to restart this year right. Parang feeling ko, between work and my fledging personal life, wis talaga akong time or energy. I'm yet again single, believich or not, but still hopeful. I'm not going on dates (Trulily!) but taking things as they cum.

Anyway, this one happened recently, and I think this is the most daring I've been thus far.I was stuck in the junction one night - around 11PM, so medyo wis na ang tao - waiting for a bus to take me to my friend's house for a slumber party (talagang feeling teens di ba???) so I had on my gym gear and bag, despite the crisp autumn weather. I was massively bored and ... well, horny. Admittedly, tag-tuyo akish so I was really raring to gogo-sago-go!

Strangely enough, there were only three of us waiting for a bus at the time - one couple who eventually walked off, and a girl who was clearly scared shitless and nervously texting while looking around. Not too sure why she was so darn nervous - hindi naman ito Tondo, noh?!Butt anyway...

At one point, a twinkie pie walked in. He was around early twenties, around 5'8, blonde, blue-eyed, stick thin (bwisit), and... well, he was cute enough, but I was nowhere near Lady Gaga for him. To be honest, he has the looks of a C-grade gay porn actor.

Compliment pa yan, or hindi? You decide, friends.

Anyway, he walked in, and definitely stood far away from everyone else. He was on the phone as well, and seemed mighty pre-occupied. A few minutes later, one of his friends came by and they started a chat. Ako naman, whatevs. His friend was definitely not near cute enough, even for a D-grade porn studio, so deadmatic akish.

When the bus finally arrived, I was the first one in, and I went straight to the back of the bus so that I can stretch my legs. The other girl sat near the front of the bus, and the final passenger, twinkie-pie, went to the back as well, one row ahead of me.

It's a short trip to my friend's house, so I was just gay-dreaming, like always. I then noticed twinkie was looking at me the entire time. At first, I thought he was just as bored as I was - but then I noticed he was really looking at my crotch. I looked at my crotch and realised that my shorts were riding up and my bulge was peeking a bit!

Well, if he was interested, so might as well, divan?

I shuffled a little bit so that my boxer shorts was shuffled all the way to the side, and my entire package was ready to say hi to the world.

Well, that got his attention.

He moved one row back so that we are pretty much aligned and he could get a better view. At this point, Mr Tarugo was primed for action and raring to go. Of course, I could only show the tip of the iceberg (kasi naman Maria Clara-shy pa rin ako noh!) but I could clearly see he was excited - or at least, some parts of him were.

** blush **

After a minute of show and tell, I signalled that this was my stop. He turned around, realised our show was about to end and did a pa-cute frowny face (which was totally a hard-on killer - it's just not my thing). I got my things to leave and walked to the door. Surprise, surprise, I turned around and he was right behind me.

Hello, medyo assuming ang bakla, ha. Oh, well... Nandiyan na, eh.

So we ended up outside the bus stop and not too sure where to go. Alangan naman dalhin ko sya sa bahay ng friend ko. Anyway, we walked a bit and once we hit dark corners, he would slip his hand behind me and fondle my butt cheek.


At one point, there was a short, dark alley with nothing but an abandoned motorcycle. I walked him behind the motorbike, and got down on my knees. He got the hint and wham! I was hit by a twink cock in my eye.


Anyway, it was quite nice! Around 7 inches, strangely thin pero still applaudabelle! The foreskin was quite loose, and from experience (not that I am the Wikipeendia queen or anything), that means the guy has done his fair share of ack-shown. And speaking of action, super clear that he was ready for it.

The sad thing was, after a mere 45 seconds, he exploded without warning - and that was that. At first, I was a bit taken aback kasi naman walang warning man lang! Buti na lang at matamis-tamis ang kanyang tahmoud.

He leant back a bit, breathing heavily, and nearly toppled over, as (we learnt the hard way) the bike was really on its last legs (or wheels, as in this case). We both snickered about that, and as we did the short walk back into the dark public eye, he patted me on the butt and said "thanks"

He motioned back to the bus stop but I said I was headed elsewhere. He asked for my number, and that was when I said, "You deserve better", smiled and walked away.I'm still not too sure why I did that. It may have something to do with the cum inside my mouth. Or maybe ayoko nang bagets. 

Dunno... dunno...

Sunday, 27 April 2014

Return from the dead!

Hello friends! I know I have not been active (sorry!!!) but things are very fast and furious right now. In the time I was hibernating, I was in and out of a cople of na-udlot relationships, starting and ending faster than you can say Mamma Mia! I guess I should talk about that fun ride one day, but not now.

Anyway, this entry is super old – I started writing it but I never really finished it. Here it goes!

This particular story happened sa toilet ng gallery ni Victoria (talagang hindi rin subtle, divah?). I discovered this beat purely by accident, because I go to the gym right beside this toilet. At one point, I made a last minute toilet stop, and voila! I discovered the beauty of this eau de toilette – and as they say, the rest is gays-tory.

I drop by this place when my meetings with clients are spaced across the CBD. I am fortunate na, from time to time, I find myself with a 2-hour break, and my gulay golly, a girl can get into a lot of trouble in two hours.

On that particular day, I had an early morning tea/meeting that was cancelled last minute. Ako naman, whe-he-hell. Time for play. I went into the gym to drop off my bags and changed into my Beyonce-inspired gym outfit. Of course, I have to make yabang the legz! Smooth and supple!

Anyway, I did a super-fast arm workout and of course, the glutes. A lady has to advertise, of course.

So after the workout, I go out and into the loo.

As classes were still out, the uni students were raring and out for fun. Ako naman, shurely!

In the urinals, there was this lovely fafa, around mid-twenties. He had arms to show - clearly a gym boy but maybe not FF. He was blue-eyed, blondish, around 5’8”, hot ass… in fuck, I think I love the entire package! Other than the sports glasses, there was nothing to throw out!

Anyway, he was there “peeing” and para naman he was not alone, I stood beside him and did the same. I whipped out PedRitaAvila and smiled at him. He looked at me, PedRita and quickly gripped it. Ako naman, hello, hindi pa ako hard and he was already gunning for it. I mean, I don’t mind and all, pero can you please warm me up a bit?!

I looked at him and he was already raring to go. Around 5 inches, lovely foreskin, cropped pubes but enough to show the blond highlights. LURVE!!!!

Anyway, he began pumping away at mine and I took that as a sign that his was game. I reached over and…

He pulled away from me.

Chets na bagets! Hindi pupwede yan! Fight akish till the enth of Forever21!!

I let him play with me a bit more and I made another bid to tug at his patolah. Buti na lang, this time, he was more game. His penoy was short but thick, and it can definitely launch a thousand ships! What I found really interesting with him is that his tip was thinner than the entire shaft, and near his hole was a little bit of extra skin – almost like an extra set of lips (very cute, I thought).

Of course, I know this because, in a span of a few seconds, he grabbed my shirt (but this is my favourite True Religion shirt! Letch!) and we both ducked in to one of the cubicles.

Now, I am not too sure why this guy was sooooo keen on getting it on. Something tells me na he was there for a while, at walang kumakagat.

At first, he sat on the throne, and of course, you can guess what was going to happen next, but I said, no no no. My turn, hija. I spun things around so that he was standing up and I was sitting down. He then grabbed my hair (aray!) and started pounding me face on this cock.

To be honest, in porn, it looks hot, pero in reality, masakit, ha! I have long, Rejoice-Rich hair pa naman, so it was extra arouch! However, in fairnezz, his patola was just gorgeous and super saraf! His skin down there was a bit dry (and you can definitely tell!) but I was willing to moisten it naman.

After a few minutes of this, he pulled me out and turned around. Awkwardly, he motioned for me to eat his ass.

Now normally, I would say no, kasi I know not everyone cleans “down there” – but I opened his cheeks and ang kinis! Malinis! Parang opening a chest filled with gold.

Of course, like Scrooge McDuck, I had to dive in.

At that point, he began moaning like anything and within seconds, his seed dropped to the floor onto my leg and onto my shoes. Ako naman, care?! Ang sarap ng feeling na .

Of course that point, may pumasok – at from the sound of it, Secu! We both knew what it was so I lifted my legs, cum and all, so that no one could see two sets of feet. He spun around so that his cock was facing me. I’m not sure why he did that – but in all honesty, I didn’t mind.

The secu started peeing (and we could definitely hear him do the deed), so we both knew it was just a matter of time before he left. I bent forward and began to suck on the tip of blondie’s penoi, which was slowly dribbling cum (Eh, saying, eh!) At that point, he began to laugh, and we then heard the stream of piss stop.

Ayyyy! Afraid!!!! I’m too pretty to go to jail!!!!

Anyway after what felt like FOREVER, the secu finished his deed, with his radio blaring pa, and he left. Blondie quickly did up his pants, while I tried to clean up as such as I can from my denim shorts.

I left the loo before he did and the secu was outside leaning on the balcony. He looked at me, and then looked away. I think he knew but because he couldn’t be assed, he just let us be.

NYAY! I went around the block kunwari and then back to FF to dress pretty again. I hope blondie got out ok.