Saturday, 30 November 2013

Twilight Zone-abelles!

This is most likely the weirdest entry yet. A lot of things are haffening and you can say that I am haffy.

My ex-future-mother-in-law invited me to her 65th birthday next weekend. Ako naman, vaketh? I mean, para-que-que? I think my cute ex has something to do with it, so ... we'll see see sa kulasisi.

I have been "dating" two guys. Nothing serious - at least on my end. One of them is clearly FWB, and while the kantutis is nice, it's not fantastic enough for me to gush. I purposely don't talk about him on the blog kasi part of me feels na baka may mangyari. Ewan ko nga ba.

Cue music!

I am also seeing another guy pero I'm not sure kung may future. Hindi pa kami nag-aano kasi I'm getting the vibes na he wants to be sure. He is Aussie-Indian descent, around 6'1, and built like anything. Loveliness ang fez value and yes, I met him sa gym. Sadly I have not seen the package pero will keep an eye out for that, for ziur!

So far, not so much has been happening on my end. The last akshen was last week in the gym I go to, and it was as usual in the showers.

As I may have mentioned before, the showers in my gym tend to attract akshown! This time, I got there really early and made sure I was in prime position. There was a guy already there, medyo matanja na pero hindi pa naman Tandang Zorah. He was around 5'6, swimmer's build and around 60, I'd say. Having said that, if you looked only at this bod, you'd think it belonged to a 25 year old. It was really toned.

Anyway, he was there scrubbing away, and I took the stall directly across his. At first, syempre kunwari shy akish pero that lasted only a minute. At one point, we both turned to look at each other and we both smiled as our respective pedros had other things to say.

We met in the middle of the room, beside the soap dispenser. We both pumped soap and ended up soaping each other. My gulay, it felt so good to feel his body rippling in my hand. I'm sure he could appreciate my bilbilations, because if he didn't like it, it sure didn't show. It felt weird kasi he was looking up at me while I was looking at his bald spot, pero as always, the show mazz go on, sabi ni Ms Talent 2013!

Of course, as expected, we both ended up on each other's manoy. His was around 7 inchez - kind of ridiculous for someone so small, to be honest, but I was not complaining at all! It was much thicker around the middle, pero the tip was quite pointy. In the course of the scrubbing, his ano ended up between my soapy legs, and he was thrusting back and forth while I was pounding away at pedro. With my other free hand, I was tweaking his nippol and my gulay, he was loving it.

Within a couple of minutes, I arched my back and announced that the time has cum. I leaned back a bit and that resulted in the tip of his many rubbing against my hole. Hala, I lost it. Spurts and spurts came out and landed on his ripped abs. He held my sides and whispered that he was about to blow as well. I pushed him back a bit and knelt down, letting him explode all over me, his seed finding its way onto my face, neck and chest. It was a bit firm - medyo gata na zsa - but still lovely.

Of course, he stood there, face red and breathing laboured. I looked at his throbbing member and licked the tip.

Letche. Sabon.

Monday, 11 November 2013

Trying something truly Australian!

After the acrobatic performance with Mr Kiwi, talagang laspagacious ang lolah niyo. Really. I felt that I was cracked right down the middle - no joke. I woke the next day, and talagang my ano still felt tired. I wish I had gotten Kiwi's number para naman may challenge but at the same time, do I really want a jowabelle na killer?? Noez. Hindi akish shunga.

A few days after that lovely incident, I decided to venture out into the world. I went to a nearby Coles to do my shopping, pero I decided to use the loo for a while - this time, I was really there for official business, ha!

Anyway, as I was standing in the urinal, an Aboriginal guy walked in and washed his hands... for a long, long time. At first, deadmatic akish, but after a while, I turned around and because I can see the basin from the loo, avah, may I stare ang lokah sa akin notary public!

Game on!

Deep down inside, medyo I think my pwetibellles was not in for it, but my other body parts! Instantly, my penoi was raring for akshown!

He walked to the urinal beside mine and whipped out his thing. I finally got a good look at him. He was around 5'10", mocha-coloured skin, and tabaching ng konti pero cute pa rin. He was around late 20's and pwede nang i-fafa! He looked at me and smiled brightly, his thick kissable lips framing his beautiful white teeth. His eyes were a strange green and blue mix which I can't pick and it was just alluring!

Now, some people have issues with Aborigines, and this type of racism I just cannot stand. I mean, I like the white penny just as any other guy, but I am firmly grounded in the idea that cute is cute is cute. More importantly is how they look and carry themselves, and this guy was cute as a button. He may not win awards or launch a thousand ships pero I personally wouldn't kick him out of bed.

Anyway, he whipped out his thing and my gulay, ang haba ng kanyang fore! Sarap nguyain! It was dark brown (not surprising) and definitely thick. It was mighty short though, around 4 inches, pero decent enough for akshown!

While we were standing there, he reached over and gave my thing a bit of a tug. Ako naman, ziggy~! Tug away! I reached over and gave this a bit of action, and well, you can imagine that we were both raring for it.

After a full minute, he looked at me (with those gorgeous eyes!!!), smiled and nodded towards the cubicles.


He walked on, hard-on tenting on his loosely belted pants. Ako, sashaying behind him. I got in (and my goodness! Very very spacious ang disabled toilets!) and he locked the door behind me.

I started to turn around, pero he turned me around so that I was facing the wall. He pulled my pants slowly downwards and started grinding his ano on my ano.

Ano ba yan!? Sige.

Ako naman, may I spread like peanut butter and go go power rangers! The nice thing about this is that I could really feel every inch of his body. He was not muscular, but there is something about a big guy that just turns me on. So much skin to feel! Loveses it!

After a few minutes of grinding, he decided to become more adventurous. He took his penoy and poked it at my sore hole. Abbabah! Fight ang lady gaga!

At that point, may I spread even further and he spat at his hand so that he could massage me "there". He then poked his head into me, and hello... Wow. It was thick but definitely not challenging in terms of pain.

He then began to pump away quietly grunting against my ear. Ako naman, yes, pero I couldn't really get into his pace. Parang he was off in his own world. Plus, to make things more weird, because of his length and size, his ano kept on popping out and popping back in. Sometimes, it actually wasn't even in (so in effect, he would be pumping between my legs), and by sheer champbalition, it would find itself back inside me.


In fairness though, the entire time, if he wasn't rubbing his hands all over me, he would be tweaking my niffols, and to be honest, in terms of passion, talagang Gina G. sya (Game na game and give na give!)

In a few minutes, he suddenly clutched at my shoulder (buti na lang may shoulder pads akoh!) and boom, I felt his seed dribbling down my leg. A decent load, for shiure, but as he thanked me for a great time, I was tempted to say "it was a one-sided affair".