Monday, 27 May 2013

Wet Wet PWet!

(Note: This was a couple of weeks old pero better late than nevahh!)

One of the most wondermous things about being zingel is that I can, with a drop of my mascara, decide to go anywhere I want. I don't have to have permission etch-etch, and I can just leave it all behind me. I do have a cat to look out for (the only pussy in my life) but I can leave that with a friend whenever I can - my assistant manager is a cat lady and she LOVES having my pussy over at her house for a weekend.

ANYWAY, this lovely event happened last weekend. I decided to leave metropolitan Sydney on a whim, and upon the advice of my slutty friend, I booked a two night holiday in Pacific Palms. Now this quaint touristy area boasts of several beaches - Boomerang (Hellooooo surfers!), Blueys, Elizabeth, Smiths Lake, Coomba... but my favorite is named Shelly Beach.

Why? Clothing-optional, eh.

Now what I love about Shelly is that it is beautiful! Kaloughkah! It is around 2 kilometers wide but it is never ever full (at least in the two days I went there). It does give you an eyeful among the nude people, some yummier than others. There was a mix of men and women, and while most of them are nudey, not all are. So if you do want your own space, you can have it.

But I digress.

I booked a two night stay in one of the motels there and may I drive akish after work last Friday. It was VERY hard to get to and I got ridiculously lost at one point (thanks for nothing, funyethang GPS). However, four hours after, I finally arrived.

Early next day, I decided to jog it. There I was with my micro-mini sexxxy shorts plus exercise sando, running on a very very cold morning. It was sunny, pero talagang feel na feel ang winterness - my utongs were truly alive and kicking.

When I got to Elizabeth Beach, it took me a while to find the hidden path to Shelley. Buti na lang I saw some girls pop out of the bushes - if not, luzvimindah ang lola niyo.

Anyway, I walked down the cold jungle-like path, and from afar, I could see the beach - parang Boracay without the crowds! loveit! - and yes there were naked people on it. Konti lang pero at least better than wah!

By the time I got there, it turns out that... two straight couples and 3 girls ang ladlad! NAKUHLEDESMA!!! I was kinda disappointment with the first glance but since the beach was at least 2 kilometers long, I decided to hike it to the other end. Besides, konti lang the people there, so I liked the privacy.

Once I got to the end, I looked around and yes, wis na tao. I got out my birthday suit, and went out in the water, getting in touch with my inner sirena.

After a few minutes, I started to head back to the beach, and halavirah, may tao sa mga talahib, making peekavough. Of course, being the Asian Kate Moss, I decided to catwalk to my clothes with matching pose. Nakough - naloka ang fafa. He stepped out of the bushes and yes, he was naked and sporting a woody.

Now, this guy was nowhere near supermodel - he was in his late 50's at least, around 5'8", cute pero tabain and a bit pasty. Still, what I saw between his legz, I loveses! It was 8, uncut, and super taba.

I decided to play coy, and smiled at him while walking back into the water. He looked at me, smiled, and walked out, hard-on and all. The nearest people to us were a couple who were busy doing their own thing, and given they were half the beach away, I sincerely doubt they can see or care about what we were up to.

Anyway, he walked into the water and swam right beside me. I decided to break the ice, say hi with matching hawak ng kanyang ano. Wow- it was indeed higanchick! Uncut siya and my golly gulay, it was thick! His skin covered his head entirely, and talagang feel na feel yung kapal ng skin.

I love it.

I looked at him the entire time, while playing with his member, and he was smiling and his eyes were glazing over. I glanced around - wala pa ring nakatingin! - and dive ang lolah niyo.

Now, just for the record, don't ever try this - ever. I lasted 5 seconds. Not only was it super salty, I ended up making lagok some seawater - super yuck. Still, I think he appreciated the effort since he was still smiling as I re-emerged, coughing and wheezing for my life.

ANYway, I decided to play around a bit more, and since wis na tao, I got his hand and placed it between my legs. He played around with my dick and made a passing comment about me being cut. Ako naman, blush (kasi lahing Maria Clara, noh!), and said, yes yes, I am cut. He said nice, and then moved in closer my butt.

And how did Maria Clara respond? I was looking at him straight in the eye as I spread my legs wider. DARNA!

He began fingering and my goodness it was painful, pero talagang smile to death. Buti na lang medyo I have control down there, so I could loosen it a bit, pero painful, hijas, painful! He started fingering me there while I continued my hand movements. I looked to the beach and yes, the other couple had left. He smiled and pulled me closer to the rocks and sat down - again, super hapdi pero as they say in Ms Universe, smile through the tears.

He tried to enter me pero his was massive and yes, I couldn't take it. I had to beg off from his wonderful  gift, and he ended up jacking himself off while fingering me as well. Within a minute, he came. I could see bits of white floating about, but only for a moment since the tide was slowly coming in.

He thanked me and I stayed in the water a bit as he gathered his clothes from the bushes and walked away. I wanted him to remember how my insides felt through his fingers and not have the image of my bleeding butt cheeks ruin the imagery.