Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Mr DJ, Can I make a request... ?

Just to be perfectly clear... hindi ako mega whore. Semi-whore lang.

(ay baztooz)

So there are actually times when, bilibid or not, I don't want to hada-baka-e-ga-ha-i-la. Wala lang. Minsan, I'm just not in the mood... or maybe I'm just madrita to the world.

But before anything else:

  • Francois: Alam mo naman ako... Maria Clara... (ghanoun!)
  • Anon: How I wish he can play with **my** cricket (Aaaaaay! Malashwaugh!)

Heniweigh, a couple of days ago, I decided to shop till I drop sa David Jones, Sydney Westfield. Now, DJs, as it is called locally, is a more down-to-earth version of Rustan's. It's classier than SM though but not quite super sexpensive. The nice thing about DJs though is that it does attract da gays. I always go to the menswear section, not necessarily to buy, but to perve on the men. Some of them are just too hot for their own good, and to make it worse, they don't know it. Tuloy, they look even hotter.

Anyway, I was window-shopping / man-perving when the need to use the loo popped up. So I decided to go, kasi naman you can't deny the need for speed, divah?

Sooough, when I got there, someone was already in the urinals. He was a tall white guy, around late twenties, 6'2", almost-shaved head, and gwapo! He filled his suit nicely, pero even with the GQ appeal, I knew he was too thin for my taste (and I firmly believe there is such a thing) but I wasn't there to perve - I was there to pee!

So I did my business, and I noticed out of the corner of my eye, that his package was packing!!! He was uncut, and his flaccid member was at least 6 inches and thick. Note: ** Flaccid, ha **


Ako naman, I did my deed, all the while, very conscious of Mr Thin. He was just standing there.. and nothing else. He was just... standing. Of course, decades of sexperience point to one fact - if a guy standing in the urinal is not peeing, something must be up.

...and yes, ladies and gentlewomen, it was definitely going... up... and hard.

So after I finished my deed, I decided to play my cards. Without tucking myself in, I turned to face him, and within nano-seconds, he turned to face me.

First of all, tanginarts! Guwafough talagish!

Next, ganda naman his haba-haba! When I looked before, it was already big, but facing it head on, it was fakunda-falayfay massive! Around 9 inchez and super thick! Kalowkah! His foreskin covered his pinkish head almost entirely, and his entire member was darker than his actual skin. I assume he has some Middle-Eastern blood dahil his member's skin was just... different! And it was bloody huge.

And of course, fita... in the fighter.

I slammed my knees to the ground, and began the deed. I have to admit - I've had several beautiful ones in my time, but his has to be in the top 5. As in, it was beauuuutiti! Because of the size, I had a hard time getting it in, and to make it more challenging, it was angled to the left a bit.


Pero syempre, fight to death! I began pumping away, with the hand firmly latched on to my head. His yagbols, hairless but my gulay, ang laki. Parang may santol na sumasampal sa aking labi.

I labi it!

At that point, I yanked his undies down a little bit more, and continued to violently pleasure the guy. This, of course, gave me access to his puwet.

My gulay - his puwet-skin was sooo smooth. I knew, by touch alone, na makinis siya! I started kneading it (and yes, he really did not have a lot of muscle there) and given the soft moans, I knew he was down for it.

That was when I noticed another hand in the picture. Carefully tilting my head, I discovered that we had another person in the mix. He was older, around early 50's, and he too was in a suit. He was hefty - I thought he was a security guard initially - but given that his member was out in the open, I gathered not! His member was considerably smaller - I'd say around 4 inches and definitely slimmer with a bright red head surrounded by gorgeous foreskin. His right hand was playing with himself, while his other hand was freely playing with Mr Thin's bungholio. I assume at this point that it was lubricated with saliva, and I can guarantee you that Mr Thin was enjoying it.

I went back to my task at hand (after all, sumasakit na ang aking tuhod) and after a minute of this double-ended pleasuring, Mr Thin exploded in my mouth with both his hands pressing against my head. I caught most of his seed but given the amount, a bit of dribble slid down my left chin. Mr Thin walked into one of the cubicles (assuming to clean up) and Mr Fauxcurity Guard looked at my mouth and swiped the cum off with his thumb. It caught me by surprise and I ended up just staring at him, as he placed his thumb gently into his mouth - all the while looking at me.

He then turned to the cubicle door of Mr Thin and knocked on it gently. He went in and that was the end of my participation. I was left alone, knees on the floor, eyes wide as dinner plates.

I love Sydney...

Tuesday, 9 April 2013

Mooraya Curry!

First of all, I love curry - the spicier, the better - and this entry has to do with someone who is a curryt – so itatago na lang natin siya sa pangalang Mr Churrie.

Now, back(la) story muna with Mr Churrie. Mr Churrie is of Indian descent (obvious bah?!?), around 5'9" (so shorter than I am) and...

... okay, this is where it gets uncomfortable. Malapad ang balakang nya (child bearing!), no muscles, and he has a bit of a pouch. So, in effect, hindi sya runner-up for Ms BodyBeautimous... Now, mind you, ladies, I am not one to highlight another girl's weaknesses because – well, hindi naman ako kagandahan galore. Let’s just say “bato, bato…”

Anywish, there are two great things about Mr Churrie. First, ang fez value. As in (!!!!) ang guwapo niya. I actually first met him in the gym stretching area, and my panty was na-fell. Lag-lag with matching tapilok AND whiplash talo si Janet Jackson. His face just stands out so strongly against everything else – plus when he smiles, my golly, nakakahilo ang ganda niya.

Next, ang kanyang ari. He doesn’t shave “there” so medyo virgin forest siya. But more importantly, maganda ang kanyang notary pubic!! Evenly dark ang kanyang color scheme and super thick around the base. The member is tapered so medyo small and thin ang kanyang tip - but all the better for the throat.

And this is where my story vejinz, Kuya Eddie...

It started like any other normal shower. I had stripped down to my hot red towel (red hot mama daw, o!) and he was already there when I got there. He was doing the whole multi-tasking of showering and brushing teeth at the same time, and I said, multi-talented ang papa!

But the thing is… no self-respecting vajingjing would brush their teeth while showering kung Chuck Norris ang habol, di ba? So akala ko, di siya game.

So I decided, o sige, no action pero at least, floor show. I chose a shower cubicle not directly across his, pero close by.

Aba alibaba, pag tangal ko ng towel ko, tingin siya agad. At first, pakems siya, pero after a while, medyo lumagkit ang tingin niya. Now take note, ladies, the entire time, nagsisipilyo zsa. Honest. Gusto ko ngang tignan kung may ngipin pa siya kasi forever and ever ang Colgate action niya!

Anyway, he turned to his side, and I swear his thing was bigger! As in, yummy yummuh. Because he was in his side view, I could clearly see the loveliness that is his package. Very respectable ang bayagavolls niya, and his stiffening gift was showing more promise. But before anything else can happen, he turned away, revealing his cute (but overall, nondescript) fuwette. 

He did the whole routine of side view, and back for a good one million years (actually, closer to 3 minutes) and each time, I swear his member got bigger. I could tell, even from afar, that the base was thicker and the tip was just begging for attention. But before I could get the courage to act on it, he began packing up.

Pack siyet.

Because I figured that no action is indeed going to happen, I decided to leave the shower first and then, set up the shellefone para naman may souvenir akish. Sadly, because I was in a hurry, I only got one good pic.

I still don't know if I should go and ask him out kasi talagang parang hindi siya PLU. Pero my gulay, just the thought of swallowing that whole... (or into my hole!)


Well, we'll see. Torn akish.

What do you goils think? Because I see him in the gym ALL the time, super scared ako to ask him out. Allergic ako to being a thank-you-girl!