Saturday, 30 November 2013

Twilight Zone-abelles!

This is most likely the weirdest entry yet. A lot of things are haffening and you can say that I am haffy.

My ex-future-mother-in-law invited me to her 65th birthday next weekend. Ako naman, vaketh? I mean, para-que-que? I think my cute ex has something to do with it, so ... we'll see see sa kulasisi.

I have been "dating" two guys. Nothing serious - at least on my end. One of them is clearly FWB, and while the kantutis is nice, it's not fantastic enough for me to gush. I purposely don't talk about him on the blog kasi part of me feels na baka may mangyari. Ewan ko nga ba.

Cue music!

I am also seeing another guy pero I'm not sure kung may future. Hindi pa kami nag-aano kasi I'm getting the vibes na he wants to be sure. He is Aussie-Indian descent, around 6'1, and built like anything. Loveliness ang fez value and yes, I met him sa gym. Sadly I have not seen the package pero will keep an eye out for that, for ziur!

So far, not so much has been happening on my end. The last akshen was last week in the gym I go to, and it was as usual in the showers.

As I may have mentioned before, the showers in my gym tend to attract akshown! This time, I got there really early and made sure I was in prime position. There was a guy already there, medyo matanja na pero hindi pa naman Tandang Zorah. He was around 5'6, swimmer's build and around 60, I'd say. Having said that, if you looked only at this bod, you'd think it belonged to a 25 year old. It was really toned.

Anyway, he was there scrubbing away, and I took the stall directly across his. At first, syempre kunwari shy akish pero that lasted only a minute. At one point, we both turned to look at each other and we both smiled as our respective pedros had other things to say.

We met in the middle of the room, beside the soap dispenser. We both pumped soap and ended up soaping each other. My gulay, it felt so good to feel his body rippling in my hand. I'm sure he could appreciate my bilbilations, because if he didn't like it, it sure didn't show. It felt weird kasi he was looking up at me while I was looking at his bald spot, pero as always, the show mazz go on, sabi ni Ms Talent 2013!

Of course, as expected, we both ended up on each other's manoy. His was around 7 inchez - kind of ridiculous for someone so small, to be honest, but I was not complaining at all! It was much thicker around the middle, pero the tip was quite pointy. In the course of the scrubbing, his ano ended up between my soapy legs, and he was thrusting back and forth while I was pounding away at pedro. With my other free hand, I was tweaking his nippol and my gulay, he was loving it.

Within a couple of minutes, I arched my back and announced that the time has cum. I leaned back a bit and that resulted in the tip of his many rubbing against my hole. Hala, I lost it. Spurts and spurts came out and landed on his ripped abs. He held my sides and whispered that he was about to blow as well. I pushed him back a bit and knelt down, letting him explode all over me, his seed finding its way onto my face, neck and chest. It was a bit firm - medyo gata na zsa - but still lovely.

Of course, he stood there, face red and breathing laboured. I looked at his throbbing member and licked the tip.

Letche. Sabon.

Monday, 11 November 2013

Trying something truly Australian!

After the acrobatic performance with Mr Kiwi, talagang laspagacious ang lolah niyo. Really. I felt that I was cracked right down the middle - no joke. I woke the next day, and talagang my ano still felt tired. I wish I had gotten Kiwi's number para naman may challenge but at the same time, do I really want a jowabelle na killer?? Noez. Hindi akish shunga.

A few days after that lovely incident, I decided to venture out into the world. I went to a nearby Coles to do my shopping, pero I decided to use the loo for a while - this time, I was really there for official business, ha!

Anyway, as I was standing in the urinal, an Aboriginal guy walked in and washed his hands... for a long, long time. At first, deadmatic akish, but after a while, I turned around and because I can see the basin from the loo, avah, may I stare ang lokah sa akin notary public!

Game on!

Deep down inside, medyo I think my pwetibellles was not in for it, but my other body parts! Instantly, my penoi was raring for akshown!

He walked to the urinal beside mine and whipped out his thing. I finally got a good look at him. He was around 5'10", mocha-coloured skin, and tabaching ng konti pero cute pa rin. He was around late 20's and pwede nang i-fafa! He looked at me and smiled brightly, his thick kissable lips framing his beautiful white teeth. His eyes were a strange green and blue mix which I can't pick and it was just alluring!

Now, some people have issues with Aborigines, and this type of racism I just cannot stand. I mean, I like the white penny just as any other guy, but I am firmly grounded in the idea that cute is cute is cute. More importantly is how they look and carry themselves, and this guy was cute as a button. He may not win awards or launch a thousand ships pero I personally wouldn't kick him out of bed.

Anyway, he whipped out his thing and my gulay, ang haba ng kanyang fore! Sarap nguyain! It was dark brown (not surprising) and definitely thick. It was mighty short though, around 4 inches, pero decent enough for akshown!

While we were standing there, he reached over and gave my thing a bit of a tug. Ako naman, ziggy~! Tug away! I reached over and gave this a bit of action, and well, you can imagine that we were both raring for it.

After a full minute, he looked at me (with those gorgeous eyes!!!), smiled and nodded towards the cubicles.


He walked on, hard-on tenting on his loosely belted pants. Ako, sashaying behind him. I got in (and my goodness! Very very spacious ang disabled toilets!) and he locked the door behind me.

I started to turn around, pero he turned me around so that I was facing the wall. He pulled my pants slowly downwards and started grinding his ano on my ano.

Ano ba yan!? Sige.

Ako naman, may I spread like peanut butter and go go power rangers! The nice thing about this is that I could really feel every inch of his body. He was not muscular, but there is something about a big guy that just turns me on. So much skin to feel! Loveses it!

After a few minutes of grinding, he decided to become more adventurous. He took his penoy and poked it at my sore hole. Abbabah! Fight ang lady gaga!

At that point, may I spread even further and he spat at his hand so that he could massage me "there". He then poked his head into me, and hello... Wow. It was thick but definitely not challenging in terms of pain.

He then began to pump away quietly grunting against my ear. Ako naman, yes, pero I couldn't really get into his pace. Parang he was off in his own world. Plus, to make things more weird, because of his length and size, his ano kept on popping out and popping back in. Sometimes, it actually wasn't even in (so in effect, he would be pumping between my legs), and by sheer champbalition, it would find itself back inside me.


In fairness though, the entire time, if he wasn't rubbing his hands all over me, he would be tweaking my niffols, and to be honest, in terms of passion, talagang Gina G. sya (Game na game and give na give!)

In a few minutes, he suddenly clutched at my shoulder (buti na lang may shoulder pads akoh!) and boom, I felt his seed dribbling down my leg. A decent load, for shiure, but as he thanked me for a great time, I was tempted to say "it was a one-sided affair".

Sunday, 20 October 2013

Rough Trade

The nice thing about living the inner west? Camperdown Park. I larva this place!

"Why," you ask? Well, tinatanong pa ba yan?!?

May I jonta ako closer to 4:30PM yesterday, and when I entered, whizz clients in the urinals! Usually very busy siya at this time (hence my apparishen!) pero lo and behold - quiet as a tomb.

At first, sadako. Let's face it - it was a weekday, pero at this time, very veezee dafat. Nagpaganda pa ako - letchoi (like leche, but in French kasi sozyal daw).

But then I figured, since wis contestants, it was a chance for me to make preparations for later action. I had already prepped down there (if juno what I mean) so I was a randy (blue) rabbit!

Out of plain curiosity, I decided to duck into one of the toilet cubbies. When I opened the door, I saw a guy sitting on a toilet, looking at his phone and stroking his penoy. Admittedly, I didn't know that he was there kasi he was being super quiet, and based on the look on his face, he was caught by surprise as well! Super shockabelles!

Before I cuntinue, let me describe the guy. He was a tradie by profession - kiting kita with his fluoro-orange safety shirt, and his dirty pants and shoes. His hair was a bit dishevelled with specks of white (cement? paint? cum??) but the face was clean. Now speaking of fez, ang fez value: he was around late 20's, hindi slim pero hindi naman jubis. He had mousey brown hair, with dark brown eyes. He reminded me of the dumb jock who used to make fun of me in high school, pero his smile was blinding - a full set of pearly whites.

After overcoming the initial WTF, I closed the door... very slowly. Ah, may view eh! Just as I was about to really close it, I smiled and he smiled, so I opened the door again. I stepped inside and this time, I locked it. It was a pretty tight space, so a third prend would be tragic.

Anyway, he stood up (and nakuh, pandakabelle sya! Around 5'7" methinks) and I got down on my knees.

Well, hello, ladies. He was short in other things as well - his notary-public was around 5 inches, cut (sayang!). Pero he had a magic head. His head was as big as a kiwi fruit. Ang laki! The entire body of his ano was actually normal, but the head alone was super thick! I love it. It was weird sucking it kasi parang mali ang shape niya. Buti na lang may skills pero still, kalurkey!!!!

After a minute of sucking him off, he pulled me out, his breathing very heavy. With one hand, he pulled me up, and with his other hand, he grabbed a condom from his bag.

I said to myself, sayang ang fagkakataon!

He turned me around and started kneeding my butt cheek. When I spread my legs even wider, he began fingering my lubed pwetski. Of corz, I didn't resist and within seconds, his fingering became a pounding. After he was sure that I was good and ready for the action, he stood behind me and I braced myself.


His head was so thick that it couldn't fit in. As in, ME. It couldn't go inside ... ME. Normally, guys would be sliding in me like a hotdog down the hallway but not this guy. I quite literally had to angle myself sideways in order for his head to even get in. Buti na lang multi-talented ang lola niyo.

Pero tanginarts, ang sakit. Putting something that big into me was just cracking me in half. I had to brace my face against the wall, and true to form, the door left a mark on my face in the process.

But then the fun began. He started slow, and because of our height difference, he had to cling on to my right shoulder while slowly grinding in and out of me. He gently angled me as well so that he could actually penetrate me - buti na lang it wasn't that long kasi talagang kalowkah akish!

Soon, my ass got the hang of it, and I managed to angle myself lower so that he could pound away - which he did! It was still smarting but it had gotten to the point na he got into a slightly faster rhythm while I held to the walls and door for dear life. We tried not to make too much noise but my gulay it was rough!

Soon enough, he moved faster and pow! I felt him shiver while he held me close. He was clearly cumming into the supot and while it was fun, parang di ka na kaya! To be honest, I was just happy to be alive and breathing!

He slowly got out of me, his dick making a nearly audible pop as he unsheathed. I turned around to grab the condom from his penoy, enjoying how big his head was. I pulled it out of him, noting the mess he had made inside it. I was a bit afraid na his penoz had ripped the supot to shreds pero so far, intact.

I grabbed my pants and after a careful glance, I stepped out of his cubicle into the one next to him. I made a mistake with the condom and his spent seed was dripping on the floor. But I had a look at what was left and my my, he was a squirter. I just loved looking at my handiwork, but I knew I couldn't stay there forever. Besides, after that, parang other guys would be pointless so I decided to call it a day. Parang anti-climactic pero my gulay I was spent.

I wrapped the condom on a wad of tissue and after making sure I was presentable, I stumbled out of the cubicle. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Mr Wide's hand wiping away the last remnants of his white juices.

As I stepped out into the sunshine, I did a Kareem and threw the wad of tissue to a small nearby bin that was almost overflowing with trash. Only then did I see four policemen approaching the toilets from the opposite direction. I did pa-keme ... but hoped that my fast footsteps didn't give me away. Ayokong ma-Julie Andrews!

Thursday, 3 October 2013


Now this happened a week ago pero talagang super may-I-panic ako at work. Anech Benning talagish!

Before anything elsadai, Sydney Ghurl! TGV is The Galleries Victoria - right across Town Hall. Winnar itong place na ito, pero not as nice as David Jonez.

Now speaking of David Jones, let's talk about this place. May I jonta ako to this place quite often kasi naman super gandishabels sya. There is a wall that separates the urinals from the door, so rinig na rinig kung may bwisitor!

Anyway, one day, tsinug ako ng client so I had time to spare. Either take the trip back to the office, or linger around in the City until my next meeting. And you know naman meeee....

So I decided to go "window shopping" in DJs in the City. Malapit, malinis and punong puno ng akshown!

When I got in, mayroong jubis na paalis. Now, I have nothing against jubisians - bato bato and all of that - pero heller ang mamang ini. Wash talagang ah-feel!

I turned the corner and yes, may customer na! He was around 50 years old, trim, and ... well, pwede nah. Hindi naman sya cha-nget, pero hindi jowa material. However, kitang kita ang kanyang nota-rypublic. It was fayatollah-kumenis ang ari, pero around 7 chinches, and loveliness ang choreskin! Love! So syempre may good qualities din, ah!

Jennyway, I did my stance with matching nota in attention, and turned to look at him. Syempre, I was sexpecting him to be looking at me - game on, divah?

Avah. He was not looking at me! In fact, the minute my nota sprang into ackshown, he had turned around to face the cubicles behind us. I turned around, and ayun. I realised why.

The cubicle behind us was occupied by a 20-ish year old boy. He was thin, medyo yokababz ang face at medyo thick any lips niya. Very kissable pero something about him just looked too young for his own good. He was around 6'0" and his penoy was around 6 in - pero nice and thick. The fore was also very thick and covered the head generously - so overall verdick: YUM.

Of course, ready to go ang lolah niyo, mga jupiter, pero the boi had other plans! He knocked on the cubicle door behind me, and lo and behold, may kapapa-han! This guy was gym-buffed, around 50 years old as well. He was bald, and he had funny spots on his head, like scars. It made him look very scary and very butch. Pero once he opened the door, he looked at all three of us, and proceeded to lagok the nota of Bagetz! Talagang parang tren ang mouth movement!

At that point, Bagets was panting like anything! It was clear it was driving him nuts and my gulay, I cannot blame him! After a minute, he pulled away from Papa Gym and starting going down on Gym's penoy. At this point, Mr G stood up, and then I got a better look at the guy. He was around 5'9", with a bit of a tummy on him, pero obvious na underneath the fat is muscle. He was wearing a sando, so kitang kita ang muscles. Bonus: one of his nips slipped out of the sando, and I have to say: impressive. Super hard, at parang pencil eraser ang taba at laki. It was mesmerising! I'm not sure he managed that pero it was so hot to look at. The guy beside me actually reached over to play with the nip while Bagets was going to town on his penoy - and the overall effect was breathtaking.

In fact, this was probably the point when I came in the urinals. Talagang I could not help it. It was way too hot. The guy beside me paused his nipple-tweaking activity to watch me hit the urinals with fierceness. Even Bagets who totally ignored my existence up until that point craned his neck to see me at my explosive glory.

At that point, I packed up, cleaned up and walked away. Someone else came in just as I was washing my hands, and I heard the shuffling of feet and closing of doors. The guy walking towards the urinals had an excited look about him, and something tells me he will soon follow my suit.

Sunday, 8 September 2013

Aaaay! Don't wake me up!

Now before anything else,

Dear SG: No, there are more places than DJs! Pwede rin TGV L2. Or pwede ring UNSW - the quadrangle second floor is one of my recent faaaves!

I discovered this particular beat not too long ago. My manager sent me to work on a short project at alam mo naman ang resourcefulness natin! I read about it on iskwurt, and the reviews were poshitive! So zigeh, after one long afternoon meeting, I went in and discovered what the fuss was all about.

The walls and doors were high in the cubicles, which meant na you didn't really need to exert too much effort to get some action. I haven't gone back that often, but whenever I do, loveliness!

Last time was a couple of days ago. I found myself close by so I made it a point to make bisita before I went home. Medyo out of the way, pero alam mo naman tayo! Fighting spirit!

Anyway, when I got there, may tao na sa isang cubicle. I was pretty excited kasi alam mo na - sometimes, when miracles haffen, dapat wag isnabin! I got there, pulled down my pants and even before my buckle hit the floor, may I tap my foot na ang lady gaga! Ava sandali lang sis! Di pa ako raydee! I looked down and with the little I could see, I could tell the guy was actually not young (not a problem with me) - around early 40s siguro. He was balding, semi papa-able. However, he was impeccably dressed and for sure, worked for the uni.

Having established that I was gaym, he bent down on his knees and thrust his hips forward. Well, excited rin si papa, diva? With these cubicles, you can actually put a good chunk of your penoi forward and with this guy, it's a good thing! His dick was short, around 4 inches, pero putang ina. I can barely grip it properly sa sobrang taba! Parang SMB can! Love it! As with most guys, uncut si papa and his foreskin was barely there - almost hidden behind his thick head.

Of course, medyo shockabelles ako nough! For one, I haven't seen that many thick ones in my life, and he was totes in the top three, if not top 1! Buti na lang my Ms Universe senses kicked in, and began sucking for my life. I have to admit, visually appealing ang ari nya but once in practice, medyo hindi siya fun. I'm not sure why pero ampalaya tasting siya and to be honest, it's hard to swallow it and NOT use your teeth - parang too juicy to be a penoi.

Good thing was this guy was so horny that he blew within a minute of me touching his penoi. I didn't bother tasting it - basta my alarm bells were ringing eh. I just saw him squirt four big loads and he quickly left without washing his jizz up.

Bastouz! Naging tsimay pa ako!

However, in the spirit of Ms Congeniality, I decided to kebs it. I cleaned up after him, as soon as I heard the door close.

Buti na lang. Twenty seconds later, avava alivava! A guy came in, sporty spice, with his backpack in tow. Ako naman, fun-ness! I began re-aligning my jaw after my Mr SMB can experience, and after a minute or so of foot tapping and subtle glancing, Mr Sporty was gay na gay na! At first, he jacked me off (buti naman) but when I began my bit, I leant down and discovered... ay. May video cam ang lokah!

And I didn't have any foundayshen! I'm not raydee for my closeup, direk!

Of course, at this point, I wasn't too sure what I wanted to do. He seemed ok enough, and the little I saw of his penoi, it looked ok for play. But the idea of being recorded... parang I wasn't in the mood at the time. God knows I do have my video moods, but that day, I just felt chokaran...

So I got up and left. I just wasn't in the mood.

I went outside and sat on the bench, waiting for the video guy to leave. I looked to my left, and there was another Mr Papa. He was around mid-20's. His hair was shaven all around the sides and back, but he had lovely blond hair on top that was tied to a pony tail. Parang undercut. The best descripshen I have for him is classy Euro-trash. Cute siya, pero I don't think I'd like to stare into those eyes longer than I have to. More importantly, he had beauuutimous gym arms. He was rocking back and forth, staring at everything and nothing... and there was just shamthin about him that makes you go HMMM.

Anyway, I decided not to stare pero I could not help it. Out of the corner of my eye, I was just watching him, rocking back and forth. Sometimes he would look past me, on to the hallway leading to the loo. Pero for three minutes or so, he did nothing but look intense while rocking back and forth, his pink Nikes (yes, peeeeeenk!) firmly rooted to the ground.

He then stood up, looked at me broodingly and walked away. He went down the stairs and ako naman... parang Lady Gaga, sumunod! (Eh cute eh!) However, I tried to make it na I was just walking in the same direction and he quietly ducked into the toilets downstairs. I don't even think he looked back at me - basta he went in.

Siguro naman hindi niya ako hoholdapin, so I decided why not chocknat?

When I went inside, he was already inside and his gym bag was already covering the opening, so that we had a buffer just in case someone came in.

I sat in the cubicle beside his, and yes, he was subtly pumping away on his end. I began pumping mine, and before you knew it, feet were tapping and he and I were on our knees. He didn't offer to play with my penoi so ako naman sige. I reached down and his dick was rock hard. It was thin, but length was very ample. His penis was normal and very do-able. His foreskin was thicker than SMB man, and it made his dick much for easy to play around with. He trimmed his pubes a bit, and I could tell he shaved some of it from the base of his cock. Still, overall, 9/10 for sure!

I was hunched over as I was jacking him off kasi I got the impression that was all he wanted. Ako naman, Ms Service 2013! I tried to modify the delivery so that sometimes I am fast, sometimes slow. Alam mo naman kailangan ibakita ang talents sa judges!

It took him around 3 minutes or so to blow his load, and he came in 5 thin spurts. One of his juices hit my chin (and yes, yummy siya), but most of it covered my hand. Because we didn't leave much of a trace, he only wiped the floor once and left.

I of course used his cum to jack off in my cubicle. Among the three events, this last one I liked the best. The reason? I liked the fact that he knew I was going to jack him off but if he met me in the gym, he would not even bother to look at me. Strange, but in some way, it was re-affirming for all the wrong reasons... I'll take it anyway.

Saturday, 31 August 2013

Colours of the World!

Friday30 August: I can't believe it. In the office today, enough drama for "Tabing Ilog" - may bullying, may sigawan, and may I walk out akoh with matching exit line: "Yeah, just tell yourself that." Kulang na lang, sabunutan ng kilay! Still not too sure if I have a job, cum Monday, pero bahala na ang baba ni Batman...

ANYWAY. I was frustrated, ill-tempered, and since my manager told me to take the afternoon off, so be it. May I sexplore!

The wonderful thing about Sydney is that it is indeed massively diverse. People come from all shapes and sizes, and being someone of more *ahem* delicately stocky build, I am happy that not all of the boiz are stick thin and/or Abercrombie-esque.

Anyway, I was up to my usual tricks, and decided to play around in one of my old haunts, Town Hall Toilets. I went in and as always, busy busy busy! May urinal na medyo long, and that was packed with around 4 guys. From hand movements alone, it was clear that they were there for a different kind of relief. The four guys who were there were fairly yuppie-ish (unusual for Town Hall) and from my angle at least, definitely fafa-ble!! Kalowkah!

Pero since konti lang the space, I went to the smaller urinal that fits only 3, and there was only one customer. He was white, around 5'11", skinhead pero dressed for the office. He looked around late 20's, and although he was clearly not chiseled, he doesn't induce nausea naman. He was cute enough though - he had a couple of acne issues in the chin and neck, pero fafa-able otherwise.

I stood beside him, not naman super close to give him space, but enough to check whether or not he was ok to go-go, adobo. And my gulay, yes he was.

Ako naman, shige shige spwetneek! Cheerleaders! Pompoms! Kulang na lang Sex Bomb dancers in the background!

I had a look and he was nicely endowed pero not in your usual fashen. His was around 7 inches, pero super thin. As in, thin sausage with a fairly big mushroom head. His foreskin was unusually tight - parang may mali, to be honest, pero I try not to be judgmental. Hindi naman ako panelist ng Ms World board of judges so sije, may I appreciate na lang, divah?

He was looking at me from the corner of his eye, pero he was clearly nervous. However, in my world, hard-on is a sign of happiness. So gay na gay na!

After a few seconds, he decided to unbutton his coat - and my gulay, he was... well, he had a bit of a gut. He was one of those people na hindi halatang mataba pero once the top is off, kitang kita. Pero since hindi naman ito swimsuit competishen, ako naman - whachevs! I stood closer to him, and I got to hold his anough. Mymymy. There is something nice about holding a man's penoy. I rubbed it up and down, and it was clear his foreskin was making things difficult - but still fun fun fun!

At this point, another guy came in, and stood beside us. Of course, we went back to normal muna, but after a minute of that guy just "standing there", I knew he was game.

I looked at the new guy more closely - he was darker than normal - not too sure what his nationality was, but not that I cared, really. Ako fa!

Anyway, he was around 5'8" and dressed in jeans and a blue shirt. He had the nicest smile, with eyes lighter than his skin. I liked the look of the guy to be honest. Especially when I saw his penoy. It was four inches, and darker than his skin. The tip of his penis was darkest - almost as dark as his foreskin. As he stood beside me, I decided to be more adventurous. Letting go of my own penoy, I grabbed the new guy's peen while the other hand went to the other guy.

Now, that was heaven. Yes, admittedly, 10-second heaven pero heaven pa rin. The new guy had a shorter cock, true, pero it was much thicker than Mr Pasty. After a while, my sensibilities came back to me, and I decided to knock it off. For one, this is Town Hall Station, not Bodyline.

The pasty guy took matters into his own hands and within seconds burst into the urinal. The first shot hit the steel backing of the urinal, but everything else dribbled onto the base. The guy mumbled something like "Thanks" and ran out, his cock still hard against his Alpha Male undies.

Now this then is the dilemma. His cum was in the urinal, and no, these things do NOT wash away easily. The other guy looked at it, shook his head and shrugged as he walked out. He was still hard, for sure, but somehow, Mr P cumming just killed it.

Great. Bitin. Again, I finish my bit and walked out. The other urinal was still full (talagang fight fight fight) pero some of the guys have changed. There were a couple of old queens lingering about, wanting a piece of the action.

Ako, I had my slice of cock... este, cake.

Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Clash of the Power Bottoms

Now, to be honest, I will never ever be a power top. Talangang it's not in my berdeng blood. So when I meet a power bottom in any of my haunts, I usually make irap with matching exit marchey... because I can.


But yesterday was different.

After my last meeting for the day, I decided I wanted some new meat. I "squirted" (siguro naman, ghels, you know what I mean) and found something close by. This beat was close to a university gym, so sige. Should be interesting, divah?

When I got there, may customer na in the cubicle. So I decided to go to the opposite cubicle and... well, play show and tell. My usual routine is to pee, pero the way I do it is that I leave the door open and angle myself so that people can kinda see part of my pedrito. That way, kung interested, kitang kita para sa mga mapiling ina, but if not interested, a slight angle from me at tago ang lahat. Ish-mahart divah?

Talagang nagbuhat ng sariling bankough~!

Anywhe-hey, I started peeing, and out of the corner of my mascara-d eye, I saw a head pop up from the door and quickly back down again.

Aba. Game ang lolah!

I continued peeing and the other guy continued to look furtively from the top of his cubicle door. He would only pop up for a second, so I really couldn't see his details quite clearly. All I could see for sure was that he was blondish and tall.

However, after the fourth peek, he decided to keep his head high. Of course, as I was already done with my first deed, I decided to continue with the show-and-tell by "drying" the tip of my penoy with a wad of tissue. Syempre, medyo starting to make galit na my anough and I made sure na kitang kita ang kiti-kiti!

After I had "wiped" the last of the droplets, I tilted my head to indicate na alam kong he was looking. Aba siyempre nandiyan na eh!

He ducked down when he saw that I was on to him, but then after a few seconds of pregnant silence, he loudly unlatched his door - and yes, gaym on, gehls!

I opened the door and saw the guy in all his glory. He was quite young - I would say he was early 20's.  He was guwapough naman sana, but he had a bit of a pimple problem. The most interesting thing about the guy is he was clearly blokey - he had unkept hair and a tan line of someone who works out a lot in the sun. He looked like a farmer's boy, to be honest.

I moved into the cubicle, and he grabbed my hips. He took my hard patuti in his mouth, and I have to say that it wasn't bad... but not too good either. I mean, super happy with his enthusiasm pero talagang chakah in the execution. He will, in no way, win Ms Universe - Talent. Ni-runner up, wis!

While he was at it, I decided to sexplore! His hands and arms were quite red - definitely working hands - and trim! I am not sure if he's a gym guy kasi his arms were not massive but the muscles are definitely there - actually, above average. He was definitely not lazy bones! I ran my hands all over his torso - his chest was pronounced and his nips were actually small but hard - parang pebbles! Massive turn on! If only he was more orally talented...

Anyway, he only did the deed for around 1 minute, which was fine with me, to be honest. Although tigasin pa rin akish, I certainly wasn't really enjoying it - I would have probably stopped it, if he hadn't done so first.

What happened next was surprising.

He stood up and turned his ass towards me. My golly gulay - his ass was super muscular! It was quite hairy but since his hair was blond, parang hindi halata. Pero walang fat ang puwet nya! As in, all muscle! I knelt down and kissed his cheeks, one hand rubbing his legs while the other playing with his paquito.

Can I just say... LOVE!!! His legs were tree trunks - strangely bigger than his entire body. I don't think he is a runner kasi it's just too big. Baka footy player... Anyway, his penoy was long but thin, the head was also slightly bigger than everything else. His fore was thick, but I couldn't tell for sure because the minute I got there, he started breathing heavily and moved my hand away from his head... to his pwet hole.

Ako naman... are you surely? O sige. I jammed one finger in, and my gulay... love that feeling. It was lubed but still tight. Talagang points for enthusiasm! I started to put two fingers in when he stopped me. He turned around briefly and pulled me up with his strong arms. He turned away again and grabbed my ass cheeks with his one hand, pulling me closer to his hole.

Shet. Bareback.

Well, normally, this is the part where I walk away pero my goodnesh, here was this kid... super muscular... I pulled his shirt up, and I saw his freckled back... super toned to death. Kitang kita the muscles and I... just... lost it.

I entered him and because medyo kalakihan ang aking anough, he muffled an ouch. But as I pounded away, he began to breathe heavier and, as they say, get into the rhythm of the night!

Now, this I only did for 45 seconds or so because the thought of barebacking just really didn't sit well with me. Don't get me wrong, I loved the feeling - he was tight but still do-able! His puwethole was so warm and I really almost lost my load inside him.

But I stopped and pulled him up. I whispered "Thanks mate" and pulled out of him. He looked a bit disappoint-mench. Parang tutang kulang sa pagkain. Na-sad tuloy ako.

I walked out of his cubicle and back to my original cubbie. I wiped my patuti with pwet-ones, and walked out. I heard the lock on his door, and I knew he wasn't very happy.

... ok now I am regretting it.

Thursday, 15 August 2013

Deeper and deeper and DEEPER AND DEEPER!!!

Before anything else...

Geosef: My dear, maraming GH - even sa Pinas - pero I find that the ones here are a bit bigger. Sa Pinas, usually peep hole lang - and to be honest, nothing wrong with that! :-) Anyway, good luck with the GH hunt, my dear.

Anyway, this one is one for the books - undoubtedly one of my weirder adventures.

I was in the shower in my local g(a)ym (That really doesn't work, does it?) and as always, after making a mega-arm workout to the max, I felt fairly confident kahit kitang-kita ang muffin tahf. Alam mo naman tayo, friends: all-confidence, kahit limited substance.

ANYway, the nice thing about this shower is that there are two doors leading to the shower room, so rinig na rinig ang mga bwisitors na farating. So far, I've only been caught unawares once - and the guy who caught me was quite willing to join in the fun.

But that's for another blog entry.

So to continue the story, I was in the last shower stall, and because the stalls don't have doors, kita to the world. I like this spot kasi it allows me to look at others while getting the liquid soap from the wall dispenser, and if they follow suit, well, yun na yun.

However, that day, I started my shower alone. :-( After ten minutes of lingering under the hot water, I was about to call it a day (kasi naman I might look like a raisin!) when lo and vehole, a guy walked in. He was around early twenties, wearing nothing but what is best described as a hipster beard. His upper body had no muscles to speak of but his hips were... well, child-bearing. His legs were powerful so it really just emphasised his pear shaped body. Mind you, not bad looking but definitely not my type. Hipsters don't like me - I don't like hipsters. It's just one of those things.

More importantly, ang ano-ano! His was quite nice, in fairnezz. The whole package was low hanging, and his yagbadudies were gigantic, hairless and overall, impressive. Even though he was limp bizkit, his package was at least four inches long so I can imagine what it would be like kung galit! I estimate around 7. Ang ganda, ah!

Ready for the talent portion, direk!

Anyway, I proceeded to restart the showering again. Alam mo na! Kailangan clean everywhere. I did the whole shower-soap-rinse thing repeatedly, glancing sideways at him and his juicy member. He did approach the soap dispenser close to me, pero he always did it when I was not there. At that point, I really could not tell kung game sya or not! Ka-letchness monster!

Finally, we managed to get to the soap dispenser at the same time. I looked into his eyes, and smiled. He did the same.

And this is where it gets weird.

He gently turns me around with one hand, and in the other, he reaches for the soap. While facing away from him, I heard him pump the dispenser feverishly.

I said to myself, Shet. This is it.

Now, I've been farked before with liquid soap and it was sooo far from pleasant. However, that was decades ago, and I figured I am older, more talented (Talented daw o!) and more experience so maybe it would not as bad.

He lathered my back, running his hand up and down the entirety of my back, along with my crack and all. He spent a bit of time with my crack actually, and after a while, his fingers pushed my cheeks wider. I responded by spreading my legs a little bit, para naman he can get more access.

However, he didn't put in his patuti - instead, he gently moved his fingers closer to my hole, and after a few seconds of warm up, he began pumping in and out - at first, gently but it became more energetic as we got into it. He was quite adventurous, I have to say. Sometimes, he does one finger - at one point, he added another, but all the while, he was breathing heavily, with his other hand running up and down my back. At one point, his hand found my throat, and he almost gripped it - almost like a choke, but not. But that didn't last long, and he ended up moving back up and down my back.

I have to admit - it felt pretty good. However, we were conscious that we could not make much noise (we didn't want to miss out on someone coming in on us), plus my gulay, it began to sting down there.

Of course, no such thing as too much of a good thing - eventually, I spent my seed on the floor, one hand playing with myself and the other bracing the wall, as Hipster continued to ram his fingers inside me.

That was it. I turned around and found that he wasn't even hard (letche!) and when I started bending down to suck him off, he shook his hand, smiled and resumed actually taking a shower.

I mean, I should be happy since I got off, but he didn't. It's like he wasn't even interested. Still not too sure what to think of it. Maybe will take the weekend to mull over it.

Or maybe I should just be happy I got off. :-)

Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Vaguhan... part 2

Before anything else...

Geo: Mali ang email mo, ateng. Just email me so I can reply to it.
50Shades: It means glory hole, hija. Also known as milagrong butas... I could email you an example of the wonders you get to see in them! ;-)

Anyway, this story continues from the previous post. After Mr 10 finished his (very innocent) deed, I stayed back and enjoyed the afterglow... meaning i was looking at the gorgeousness of his patutay repeatedly. This may be the reason why I totally didn't notice the new guy.

Now this guy was cute... around early 20's also, and definitely Eurasian. Kitang kita sa buhok at sa mata... at definitely sa ari! Tisoy na tisoy ang skin pero super dark ang ari. I love the difference actually...

Anyway, he was easy on the eyes and so was his manoy. And so.... I decided to take a pic. Hehe. His was definitely not as impressive as Mr 10, but still nice! Not bad. At least, hindi super challenging! hehehe!

SO! There I was, watching away... when suddenly, after finishing the deed, he decided to peek through the GH. Nakough! Vhukeeng!

Now usually at this point, I do one of two things: either (a) duck and deadma and hope he goes away, or (b) cover the GH with my palm in the hopes na he'll think the hole is covered from the other side. The bad thing was I was so caught unawares na I wasn't able to do either. The good news is that he looked through the hole, smirked, and continued to "finish" peeing.

He then started to play around with his patuti, and soon enough, it was a rock hard cafe. I knelt down and signalled him to follow suit. Within seconds, I had him in the palm of my hand. It was a lot thicker in real life - surprisingly thick near the base, to be honest.

And there I began my usual talent: I began pumping like a piston. I'm pretty good at it - kahit na medyo mapulikat na, fight fight fight pa rin! In the process of pumping this guy, I made him almost spew but he pulled away before the event. Ako naman sigeh. You want to edge yourself? Pwede rin!

The strange part was after almost spewing the third time, he suddenly packed his hard throbbing meat and ran out the door! I looked around - wala namang pulis o janitor. After 30 seconds on wondering what happened, I decided to call it a day.

I walked out casually to an empty room, and proceeded to wash my hands in the basin. Lo and behold, bumalik ang papa! He looked at my feet (assuming he wanted to make sure I was the one he was fooling around with) and smiled as he walked towards me. He said nervously that he had a girlfriend and didn't really want to do it... but he was reaching out and touching my bloody hard-on while telling me this.

Wow. Convincing.

Gusto kong sabihin "I'm used to rejection from people with bigger members than yours" but then again, it was nice that he apologised so I just smiled and said "it's ok, mate. It's all good."

It was nice having his hand on me though. Just saying... ;-)


Before I begin, may I say hello to...

Kane: but of course! You should see me blow my candle! ... GANOUN!
SG: Talagang serious once you hit 25... 25 DAW OH! Kalokah!
50Shades: I am happy! Thanks for dropping by!
Seth: I know! I'm usually not into kink pero my gulay that boy drove me wild!

Anyway, the story today involves not one, but two boys!

Exciting??? Well, not really. To be honest, it only actively involved one. You see, it was like this...  I went into my favourite GH, and I was there for a full 10 minutes, twiddling my thumbs. Talagang walang kumagat.

And then he came in. Pak-in-set. From the GH, I could see his face - gwapo. Definitely Arabic - maybe Lebanese. He was clean cut, and was around early twenties. He had his truckie hat on, and was (from my trained eye, at least) unaware there was a GH and that someone was looking at him.

So in to the loo he went and unlike the other guys, he decided to pull down his pants all the way to the knees and let his wanger out for ... well, me to see. Ako naman - speechless! Ang ganda ng ari ng lokah! Super thick ang kanyang foreskin and my ghally, porn star length! As in, easily 10 inches kung tinigasan! I decided to take a pic, so if you're interested to see what I saw, email me (!

Anyway, he stood there for a good 2 minutes, not peeing, at ako naman, curious! Was he going to pee or show and spew?! I'm game for either, pero kung pwedeng call a friend, I can be his friend di vah?? The whole time I was watching, he was looking at his phone, and from time to time, playing with his penoy.

And then it began - his yellow stream spew forth, and after a full minute, he finished his deed and left. Me? I'm just happy to have a pic of his wonderous penoy! I swear just looking at this pic makes my pwet water. I honestly think I can't take his manoy in any of my crevices! I am talented pero I'm still not  She-Ra... (SHE-RA DAW OH!)

The second part of this involves another guy... and I will cunt-inue this tomorrow!

Sunday, 14 July 2013

Tumatanda na talaga

Yes ladies and gentlegays, it was my 21st (21st daw oh!) Birthday ko a few weekends ago - the last day of June. I decided to take it easy kasi alam no naman... fragile spring flower~! *Ganoun!*

ANYway, for my birthday, I decided to cha-cha to one of the local haunts. It was a nice day, kahit medyo rainy and cold. Nice time to be indoors... or at least in a Glorya Whole.

So while walking there, I saw heaps of teens hanging around near the park, fresh uni students na walang magawa sa buhay. Ako naman... cute, pero not my type. I guess it's because I prefer beef to veal - pero that's me, not a critique against the twinks.

So I went into the eau de toilette and... it was empty. Walang katao, sadly. But you can never can tell, as Ate Vi once said. So I sat there, patiently, waiting for happiness to come in.

... And in he came! Because of the angle of the GH and the windows on the side, I knew that you couldn't really see the GH unless you knew where it was and you looked at it up close and personal. So when I saw this guy whip out his ano, I was sexcited... and then, he started making wee-wee.

Personally, not really into water sports - tried it once and never again. Medyo nakakalokring. Howayvur, kung peeking at peeing lang, I can appreciate the appendage, though not the akshen.

As his stream began to weaken into a trickle, he began looking at all the vandalism around (and my gulay, I can guarantee you that this place had invitations and mobile numbers by the truckload). As he finished, he got some toilet paper and wiped the excess from his member and his foreskin.

At this point, I figured "Showtime is over" and I expected him to finish his thing and leave.

But no-ho-hough! Ika nga sa mga infomercials, "But wait~! There's more!"

He began to play with himself - right in front of the GH! Ako naman, hwe-he-lough...d! As he kept on, his member began showing itself in its full glory - 5 in,  thinish, pero my gulay the foreskin was super thick and super long. It covered the head and was quite tight, so I thought, nakow - beergin! He didn't trim, and his belly button had the treasure trail that was super sekzi!!!

Butt anywayz, I sat there, watching the show. His technique was different - using his two fingertips, he used different speeds for maximum stimulashen. This happened for a good 5 minutes and my Gully-ver!!!! Kalowkah to the Max Fried Chicken! Love it!!!

From time to time, I could see his body convulse and I knew he was not used to doing this standing up. Of course, by this time, I was super duper keen to help out! I was tapping my foot, clearly visible to him, for sure, pero he just kept on going! Dead ma to the world! Something tells me he actually didn't know the GH was there, pero sige! I don't mind being a voyeur! Love it, in faq~!

After a while, he began convulsing a bit more violently - and ayun! A dull dribble of his seed dropped into the floor and the toilet seat. His knees buckled a bit, and he ended up almost leaning over the toilet seat, one hand on his knees, the other hovered just in front of his face. A small strand of his seed was dangling from his thumb and he moved the tip onto his mouth.


The best thing about the experience is looking at his face. He was quite young, and super guwafough! He reminds me of Lucky Manzano, pero with glasses and less bulky. I am hoping he is legal or else medyo pedo ang labas ko, and the thought just makes me cringe to the core. Nakough! Maybe it was good he didn't see my tapping foot.

He cleaned himself up and left the cubicle... and I did something that I know should not be done. I quickly went to his cubicle, with my undies around my knees (buti na lang walang ibang tao), and locked the door behind me. In the toilet rim was his spent seed, some hastily cleaned but definitely there. I swiped what little I could get and tasted it.

I know... gross...

But it was sweet and reminded me of young pineapple. Sigh. Oh to be young again.

Sunday, 30 June 2013

Loving a Quick One

Ok, I don't mean to sound like a pedo or a cradle snatcher, but once in a while, I do like veal. Take note: I'm talking about 20-ish boys, ha. I don't like teens, kahit legal. Why not? Wala lang. It's a taste thing. After all, I'm also in my 20s.


But before anything else, hello, JC~! I don't mind dreaming about Eddie, as long as it's a wet dream *GHANOUN!!!*

Anyway, one of the things I love about my job is that once in a while I get to visit colleges to maintain their IT infrastructure and all that chuvach! This happened late last week when I made chicka to one of our clients, a business college in the City.

Now one of the things I LOVE about these "fly-by-night" (I of course use the term loosely) colleges is that they attract the rough trade - kids who don't make it to the big universities but are still enthusiastic about learning and whatchev.

ANYways, I went in, and hala bira, aloe vera! Everyone was intently looking at notebooks, talking in hushed tones and then it hit - exam time! Kayafalahfafa! Galit sa mundo silang lahat - apparently, it was  a closed book accounting exam.

Sa loob-loob ko, good luck, mga fafah! Sa mga kefyas, chiuvah kayong lahat. JOKE lang friends!!!!!!

So, to continue my story, I decided to go to the loo nearby - I knew may Gloria Estefan so super excited akish.

Lo and be-hole, when I got there, may fafa sa other side. I couldn't see the entire package (letcheng Gloria Hole), but from what I could see, he was quite stocky, muscled but not defined, guwapo but not kaloughkah. He was around early 20's with cropped hair - Definitely fafa-able! Super rough looking, pero something about those eyes! Love love love...

Anyway, I sat down, and looked in, and yes, he was looking back at me and smiling awkwardly, his teeth clenched tight. There was an intensity in his eyes, and given what I saw in his biceps, he was already pounding his pedro for all it's worth.

You know me - gaym foreverly with flowers! I placed my laptop bag near the door so that no one else can see my milagro, and down on all fours I went! He was already on his knees and his penoy was poking already through. His was shorter than average - around 5 inches - but it was weirdly thick -almost like a beer can - and his foreskin was equally generous! I could still smell the soap that he used to wash his - and I do love considerate men.

ANYway, as soon as I got on all fours, I began making chupa-chups! My God, LOVE. While my throat was loving the fact I was not gagging, my jaw began to protest - and it was only the first 30 seconds! Paano va yan!

I think what made this absolutely difficult was that, to get full access, I had to tilt my head to the side. The nice thing about this is that it gave me a decent glimpse of his pwetski.

My gulay, ang bilog. Kitang kita ang brownness ng kanyang hair down there, and ang puwet niya, parang watermelon. LOVE it.

I started rubbing his bayang-ness, and well, he moved my hand gently towards... his hole.

AVAH! My kind of ghurl!!!!

O sige! I stopped a moment and spat onto my excited finger. When I began resuming my business, my finger began lingering towards his hole. Once I planted my finger there - and no resistance, ladies! - I began gently circling, feeling the hair getting tangled with my spit. After a few seconds, I began prodding my finger inside - all the while, his hips were pounding gently against my lips.


Once I got my finger in (and yes, super tight siya! Loveit~~!), he began buckling forward a bit more, the divider rocking savagely with every thrust. After a moment, hala bira! He came in my mouth - medyo bitter ang kanyang tamod so I wasn't really rating it, but hey, I'm not complaining. As he finished his load, his masculine hand pulled my hand away from his pwetski.

I gave him a few seconds to catch his breath, and he mumbled "thanks..." as he flushed and walked out.

The end.

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Nafakasakit, Kuya Eddie!

Dear friends,

Hello again. Greetings from Royal Prince Albert Hospital in Sydney. Actually, discharged na akough, but yes, friends, naleche nakish a couple of weekends ago.

(But before anything else, hellooooo Sydney Gal! Navuhae! And yes, dear Anon, alam mo naman – feeling Ariel in Little Mermaid – JANOUN!)

Anyway, ganito ang dramae... I was making lamiyerdah to the max in ever sa Newtown. I love shopping here kasi talagang kaaiba siya - the place caters mostly to the alternative crowd, so I feel right at home.

However, minsan, balat talaga in the fwet. I was making sashay-sashay, when I made tapilok with my 14-inch heels. Hala! May I Naomi akough! I ended up in the emergency room, and to make it worse, walang papa sa mga nurses. May isang cutey-pie pero upon closer inspection - far-genic to death! Mali.

Anyway, after one zillion sex-rays, I ended up getting a recommendation for an orthopaedic surgeon. It was just a precaution kasi mayroong milagrong nangyari sa aking tuhod. All those years kasi on being on my knees!

* blush *

So may I continue: I arranged a time to meet with my surgeon and when he opened the door, nalaglag ang fantykish! He was Scottish (love that accent!), around 6'5", thin and cute as a button with matching killer smile! I tried as much as I could to do my supermowdel walk pero kinda hard to do that with crutches! Not even the glitter decor of my space boot helped.

Anyway, his name is Eddie. Apparently, his real name is unpronounceable in English, so shinort-cut niya. As he was explaining this, he was going checking my legs. Buti na lang they are Beyonce-smooth.

SO he can multi-task? Check.
Tall and cute? Check.
Hypnotic voice and alluring smile? Check.

Wedding ring? Check… ay, Sandra Lee lang. Bweset!

I look around, and yes, may pictures of his wife and kids. Sayang… Letche. (Not that it has stopped me before pero still…)

But wait! There’s more…

While he was making kwento and checking my agility, he angled my foot was pressed against his ano. As in, it was there for a good 10 seconds – so medyo matagal-tagal din! It was not long enough for me to feel out the goods… but it was definitely long enough for me to know that it was … well, long.

Now, this happened twice – the second time, super short lang. Around 4 seconds. But then again, when he did this, his hand was tilting my leg and it was definitely in my lower inner thigh. Not enough to titillate but definitely enough to pique my curiosity…

The issue now is: The entire time – deadma siya. He smiled, nodded, asked questions and super professional… except na feel ko na ang kanyang anough… Is he hitting on me?

I checked on FB and yes, happily married with three kids, pero the thought of this ano is driving me insane.

I doubt I will make landi when we see each other next time. But still… goggles the mind…

Monday, 27 May 2013

Wet Wet PWet!

(Note: This was a couple of weeks old pero better late than nevahh!)

One of the most wondermous things about being zingel is that I can, with a drop of my mascara, decide to go anywhere I want. I don't have to have permission etch-etch, and I can just leave it all behind me. I do have a cat to look out for (the only pussy in my life) but I can leave that with a friend whenever I can - my assistant manager is a cat lady and she LOVES having my pussy over at her house for a weekend.

ANYWAY, this lovely event happened last weekend. I decided to leave metropolitan Sydney on a whim, and upon the advice of my slutty friend, I booked a two night holiday in Pacific Palms. Now this quaint touristy area boasts of several beaches - Boomerang (Hellooooo surfers!), Blueys, Elizabeth, Smiths Lake, Coomba... but my favorite is named Shelly Beach.

Why? Clothing-optional, eh.

Now what I love about Shelly is that it is beautiful! Kaloughkah! It is around 2 kilometers wide but it is never ever full (at least in the two days I went there). It does give you an eyeful among the nude people, some yummier than others. There was a mix of men and women, and while most of them are nudey, not all are. So if you do want your own space, you can have it.

But I digress.

I booked a two night stay in one of the motels there and may I drive akish after work last Friday. It was VERY hard to get to and I got ridiculously lost at one point (thanks for nothing, funyethang GPS). However, four hours after, I finally arrived.

Early next day, I decided to jog it. There I was with my micro-mini sexxxy shorts plus exercise sando, running on a very very cold morning. It was sunny, pero talagang feel na feel ang winterness - my utongs were truly alive and kicking.

When I got to Elizabeth Beach, it took me a while to find the hidden path to Shelley. Buti na lang I saw some girls pop out of the bushes - if not, luzvimindah ang lola niyo.

Anyway, I walked down the cold jungle-like path, and from afar, I could see the beach - parang Boracay without the crowds! loveit! - and yes there were naked people on it. Konti lang pero at least better than wah!

By the time I got there, it turns out that... two straight couples and 3 girls ang ladlad! NAKUHLEDESMA!!! I was kinda disappointment with the first glance but since the beach was at least 2 kilometers long, I decided to hike it to the other end. Besides, konti lang the people there, so I liked the privacy.

Once I got to the end, I looked around and yes, wis na tao. I got out my birthday suit, and went out in the water, getting in touch with my inner sirena.

After a few minutes, I started to head back to the beach, and halavirah, may tao sa mga talahib, making peekavough. Of course, being the Asian Kate Moss, I decided to catwalk to my clothes with matching pose. Nakough - naloka ang fafa. He stepped out of the bushes and yes, he was naked and sporting a woody.

Now, this guy was nowhere near supermodel - he was in his late 50's at least, around 5'8", cute pero tabain and a bit pasty. Still, what I saw between his legz, I loveses! It was 8, uncut, and super taba.

I decided to play coy, and smiled at him while walking back into the water. He looked at me, smiled, and walked out, hard-on and all. The nearest people to us were a couple who were busy doing their own thing, and given they were half the beach away, I sincerely doubt they can see or care about what we were up to.

Anyway, he walked into the water and swam right beside me. I decided to break the ice, say hi with matching hawak ng kanyang ano. Wow- it was indeed higanchick! Uncut siya and my golly gulay, it was thick! His skin covered his head entirely, and talagang feel na feel yung kapal ng skin.

I love it.

I looked at him the entire time, while playing with his member, and he was smiling and his eyes were glazing over. I glanced around - wala pa ring nakatingin! - and dive ang lolah niyo.

Now, just for the record, don't ever try this - ever. I lasted 5 seconds. Not only was it super salty, I ended up making lagok some seawater - super yuck. Still, I think he appreciated the effort since he was still smiling as I re-emerged, coughing and wheezing for my life.

ANYway, I decided to play around a bit more, and since wis na tao, I got his hand and placed it between my legs. He played around with my dick and made a passing comment about me being cut. Ako naman, blush (kasi lahing Maria Clara, noh!), and said, yes yes, I am cut. He said nice, and then moved in closer my butt.

And how did Maria Clara respond? I was looking at him straight in the eye as I spread my legs wider. DARNA!

He began fingering and my goodness it was painful, pero talagang smile to death. Buti na lang medyo I have control down there, so I could loosen it a bit, pero painful, hijas, painful! He started fingering me there while I continued my hand movements. I looked to the beach and yes, the other couple had left. He smiled and pulled me closer to the rocks and sat down - again, super hapdi pero as they say in Ms Universe, smile through the tears.

He tried to enter me pero his was massive and yes, I couldn't take it. I had to beg off from his wonderful  gift, and he ended up jacking himself off while fingering me as well. Within a minute, he came. I could see bits of white floating about, but only for a moment since the tide was slowly coming in.

He thanked me and I stayed in the water a bit as he gathered his clothes from the bushes and walked away. I wanted him to remember how my insides felt through his fingers and not have the image of my bleeding butt cheeks ruin the imagery.

Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Mr DJ, Can I make a request... ?

Just to be perfectly clear... hindi ako mega whore. Semi-whore lang.

(ay baztooz)

So there are actually times when, bilibid or not, I don't want to hada-baka-e-ga-ha-i-la. Wala lang. Minsan, I'm just not in the mood... or maybe I'm just madrita to the world.

But before anything else:

  • Francois: Alam mo naman ako... Maria Clara... (ghanoun!)
  • Anon: How I wish he can play with **my** cricket (Aaaaaay! Malashwaugh!)

Heniweigh, a couple of days ago, I decided to shop till I drop sa David Jones, Sydney Westfield. Now, DJs, as it is called locally, is a more down-to-earth version of Rustan's. It's classier than SM though but not quite super sexpensive. The nice thing about DJs though is that it does attract da gays. I always go to the menswear section, not necessarily to buy, but to perve on the men. Some of them are just too hot for their own good, and to make it worse, they don't know it. Tuloy, they look even hotter.

Anyway, I was window-shopping / man-perving when the need to use the loo popped up. So I decided to go, kasi naman you can't deny the need for speed, divah?

Sooough, when I got there, someone was already in the urinals. He was a tall white guy, around late twenties, 6'2", almost-shaved head, and gwapo! He filled his suit nicely, pero even with the GQ appeal, I knew he was too thin for my taste (and I firmly believe there is such a thing) but I wasn't there to perve - I was there to pee!

So I did my business, and I noticed out of the corner of my eye, that his package was packing!!! He was uncut, and his flaccid member was at least 6 inches and thick. Note: ** Flaccid, ha **


Ako naman, I did my deed, all the while, very conscious of Mr Thin. He was just standing there.. and nothing else. He was just... standing. Of course, decades of sexperience point to one fact - if a guy standing in the urinal is not peeing, something must be up.

...and yes, ladies and gentlewomen, it was definitely going... up... and hard.

So after I finished my deed, I decided to play my cards. Without tucking myself in, I turned to face him, and within nano-seconds, he turned to face me.

First of all, tanginarts! Guwafough talagish!

Next, ganda naman his haba-haba! When I looked before, it was already big, but facing it head on, it was fakunda-falayfay massive! Around 9 inchez and super thick! Kalowkah! His foreskin covered his pinkish head almost entirely, and his entire member was darker than his actual skin. I assume he has some Middle-Eastern blood dahil his member's skin was just... different! And it was bloody huge.

And of course, fita... in the fighter.

I slammed my knees to the ground, and began the deed. I have to admit - I've had several beautiful ones in my time, but his has to be in the top 5. As in, it was beauuuutiti! Because of the size, I had a hard time getting it in, and to make it more challenging, it was angled to the left a bit.


Pero syempre, fight to death! I began pumping away, with the hand firmly latched on to my head. His yagbols, hairless but my gulay, ang laki. Parang may santol na sumasampal sa aking labi.

I labi it!

At that point, I yanked his undies down a little bit more, and continued to violently pleasure the guy. This, of course, gave me access to his puwet.

My gulay - his puwet-skin was sooo smooth. I knew, by touch alone, na makinis siya! I started kneading it (and yes, he really did not have a lot of muscle there) and given the soft moans, I knew he was down for it.

That was when I noticed another hand in the picture. Carefully tilting my head, I discovered that we had another person in the mix. He was older, around early 50's, and he too was in a suit. He was hefty - I thought he was a security guard initially - but given that his member was out in the open, I gathered not! His member was considerably smaller - I'd say around 4 inches and definitely slimmer with a bright red head surrounded by gorgeous foreskin. His right hand was playing with himself, while his other hand was freely playing with Mr Thin's bungholio. I assume at this point that it was lubricated with saliva, and I can guarantee you that Mr Thin was enjoying it.

I went back to my task at hand (after all, sumasakit na ang aking tuhod) and after a minute of this double-ended pleasuring, Mr Thin exploded in my mouth with both his hands pressing against my head. I caught most of his seed but given the amount, a bit of dribble slid down my left chin. Mr Thin walked into one of the cubicles (assuming to clean up) and Mr Fauxcurity Guard looked at my mouth and swiped the cum off with his thumb. It caught me by surprise and I ended up just staring at him, as he placed his thumb gently into his mouth - all the while looking at me.

He then turned to the cubicle door of Mr Thin and knocked on it gently. He went in and that was the end of my participation. I was left alone, knees on the floor, eyes wide as dinner plates.

I love Sydney...

Tuesday, 9 April 2013

Mooraya Curry!

First of all, I love curry - the spicier, the better - and this entry has to do with someone who is a curryt – so itatago na lang natin siya sa pangalang Mr Churrie.

Now, back(la) story muna with Mr Churrie. Mr Churrie is of Indian descent (obvious bah?!?), around 5'9" (so shorter than I am) and...

... okay, this is where it gets uncomfortable. Malapad ang balakang nya (child bearing!), no muscles, and he has a bit of a pouch. So, in effect, hindi sya runner-up for Ms BodyBeautimous... Now, mind you, ladies, I am not one to highlight another girl's weaknesses because – well, hindi naman ako kagandahan galore. Let’s just say “bato, bato…”

Anywish, there are two great things about Mr Churrie. First, ang fez value. As in (!!!!) ang guwapo niya. I actually first met him in the gym stretching area, and my panty was na-fell. Lag-lag with matching tapilok AND whiplash talo si Janet Jackson. His face just stands out so strongly against everything else – plus when he smiles, my golly, nakakahilo ang ganda niya.

Next, ang kanyang ari. He doesn’t shave “there” so medyo virgin forest siya. But more importantly, maganda ang kanyang notary pubic!! Evenly dark ang kanyang color scheme and super thick around the base. The member is tapered so medyo small and thin ang kanyang tip - but all the better for the throat.

And this is where my story vejinz, Kuya Eddie...

It started like any other normal shower. I had stripped down to my hot red towel (red hot mama daw, o!) and he was already there when I got there. He was doing the whole multi-tasking of showering and brushing teeth at the same time, and I said, multi-talented ang papa!

But the thing is… no self-respecting vajingjing would brush their teeth while showering kung Chuck Norris ang habol, di ba? So akala ko, di siya game.

So I decided, o sige, no action pero at least, floor show. I chose a shower cubicle not directly across his, pero close by.

Aba alibaba, pag tangal ko ng towel ko, tingin siya agad. At first, pakems siya, pero after a while, medyo lumagkit ang tingin niya. Now take note, ladies, the entire time, nagsisipilyo zsa. Honest. Gusto ko ngang tignan kung may ngipin pa siya kasi forever and ever ang Colgate action niya!

Anyway, he turned to his side, and I swear his thing was bigger! As in, yummy yummuh. Because he was in his side view, I could clearly see the loveliness that is his package. Very respectable ang bayagavolls niya, and his stiffening gift was showing more promise. But before anything else can happen, he turned away, revealing his cute (but overall, nondescript) fuwette. 

He did the whole routine of side view, and back for a good one million years (actually, closer to 3 minutes) and each time, I swear his member got bigger. I could tell, even from afar, that the base was thicker and the tip was just begging for attention. But before I could get the courage to act on it, he began packing up.

Pack siyet.

Because I figured that no action is indeed going to happen, I decided to leave the shower first and then, set up the shellefone para naman may souvenir akish. Sadly, because I was in a hurry, I only got one good pic.

I still don't know if I should go and ask him out kasi talagang parang hindi siya PLU. Pero my gulay, just the thought of swallowing that whole... (or into my hole!)


Well, we'll see. Torn akish.

What do you goils think? Because I see him in the gym ALL the time, super scared ako to ask him out. Allergic ako to being a thank-you-girl!