Tuesday, 30 December 2008

Ending the year with a BANG!

A Gang Bang!

...joke.

Bago the tsismis, hello muna to Nurse! Long time, no hear! So nice to see, young familiar faces! Halluuuu and Merry Christmas! Happy New Year olzo! Mwah mwah!

ANYhuei, my last kuwento for the year before we move on to 2009!

Last weekend, I decided to brave the Boxing Day sale crowds and jump into the mall. I lasted a grand total of 45 minutes before I decided "Chenks, but no chenks!" I have this utter respect for my personal space, and when people are rubbing my body and they are ngetpa, I'm zourie, but fweh!

As I headed out to the bus stop, I decided to drop by the park toilets. Now, I know very well that this toilet is cruisy at night, but I figured it was daytime so little chance of getting into mischief, right?

We-he-hell.

The loo was fairly needing of a new coat of paint, and the doors leading to the toilet were quite squeeky. When I entered the toilet area, there were four cubicles, two on each side of the wall. I went into one and proceeded to do by thing. When I finished my official business, I noticed two guys opposite me, with their backs turned to me. Now there is nothing with this scenario....

...except I don't think there was any peeing - only peering.

After a minute of staring at them (yes, the care bear stare, girls), they both turned around to face me, with their dicks raging hard and strong.

*Ka-ching!*

One of them was white, pretty young - maybe around late 20's (sige, binuking na ang aking age). When he turned around, his dick was pretty long, but quite thin. He was cute face-wise, but nothing to write home about. He was obviously liking the perversity of it, but I also got the impression he was new in the scene. He looked nervous, but utterly delirious. After a minute of panicked wanking, he decided that he didn't want the trouble, so he left.

Which left me and the other guy - now, the other guy was not a looker. He had lovely dark skin, and I would assume that he was either Aboriginal or Maori. He was probably 5'9, in his late 50's and although he might have been handsome at one point in his life, it was clear he was not aging as gracefully as one would hope.

Still, I thought, for someone his age, he looked alright... and then I saw his dick.

HOLEYPAKSIET! It was around 7 inches, but it was massively fat and his foreskin was obscenely long! The penis itself was quite dark, but the head and part of the shaft was bright pink! It was the stuff of legend! EYELOVEIT!

He played with his dick a bit, running his foreskin back and forth, revealing a very angry member. It was so hypnotic! The few times I had my eyes off it, he was looking intently at me or my penis, as though he wanted to eat me alive (or at least my dick).

There were times we would take one step towards each other, and then be disturbed by the sound of the outer doors opening. We would have just enough time to get ourselves organised so that there will be a facade of straightness. This happened at least three times - but on the fourth try, we got lucky. I grabbed his member and jacked it off like there was no tomorrow. I loved the feel of it! His dick was just a sight to behold and rubbing his foreskin almost made me want to come. I played his foreskin and head until I could no longer contain myself. I went down on my knees and sucked his hard cock as deeply as I could.

It was such an amazing sensation! Just feeling his foreskin roll back against my throat made me want to bathe in his cum, and his balls were just as beautiful as the rest of his body! I loved every second of it, and I just wished I had a condom to make things more interesting... :-)

But then we heard the usual squeek of the door, and we rushed back to our usual positions, pretending to be peeing, when we were both controlling the throbbing pulses of our dicks. I was breathing heavily and I swear I was drunk in amazement! I loved it!

When I heard the interloper leave, I turned around to finish the deed... but he was gone. I looked around in the urinals and there was no sign of him. He was gone. I went back to the cubicle and noticed some spots on the floor. Maybe he had finished the act by his lonesome. Maybe not. Who knows at this point?

I left the loo with a raging hard on because I was hoping I could catch another glimpse of this guy, but he was definitely gawnski. I wish I had my way with him.

Oh well. Happy new year, folks! Here's to 2009!

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

Before the new post

I just wanted to greet everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS!

(a) Can: Thank you for dropping by - and your patience with my entries. I am sure I will be more on the ball this coming new year... or so I hope!

(b) Ash: I know! There is this one boy though - he's around 5'6" lang pero DAKOTA JONES! I think I blogged about him around 2 years ago... I still have fantasies - FANTASIES DAW O!

(c) Quentin: haynakusisTRUE! I too have issues with my crow's feet! Honezt! Sabi ng friend ko very Rogue daw ang aking white hair! Ako naman, letch! Buti na lang friend ko ang Oil of Olay! Regenerist forevah!

More misadventures next week! Promise!

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

Napako ang Pangako!

NaKuhLedesma! I totally didn't realise na wis na my schedule for the blog. So much for my fortnightly updates!

Anyway, about a week ago, I decided to take a break from work and HELLO! When I got there, I saw a gruffy workman coming out of the stall, with what was definitely a frown on his face. Given his demeanor, I decided that (a) he was definitely not PLU and (b) as cute as he could have been, the scowl definitely prevented me from appreciating what faded beauty was on his face.

After he washed his hands and left the loo, I decided to go to the glory cubicle, hoping that he didn't leave too much of a stench. He didn't. But he did cement the hole - now my favourite spot in this building is gone, thanks most likely to an overzealous worker, who decided to file a report. Fair enough, though - let's face it! There *is* a right time and place for these things, but being flawed human beings (as all human beings are flawed), we do have quirks from time to time.

So there I was, wondering what to do next, when I saw a very big note on the wall, in what was best described as splotchy blue ink. It said "All Gays Blow Dogs". I was half-tempted to write something like "Like your mother" but decided to do the civilised thing. Having noticed the wetness of the ink, I got a wad of tissue and rubbed it all off.

Yan. Much better.

Anyway, I was about to leave when I noticed the usual door opening and the footsteps of an eager beaver coming closer. I peered through the crack on the door, and I saw this short Asian guy, maybe around 5'4" with short hair and glasses - cute, actually. From afar, feeling mo 14 lang siya, but as he walked closer, I knew he was closer to my age (18... CHOZ!).

Anyway, it was a bit more difficult without the glory hole. For one, when he went to the cubicle beside mine, I didn't know if he was there on official business or not. Avah, malay moh, noh! Buti na lang, after a few minutes, I saw the ever familiar tapping of the shoes and boom. Gaym na gaym na!

At first, I just wanted to show and tell, but he was quite persistent (the little buggah!). So after a few minutes of groping, he decided to take matters in his own hands. He buckled up and stumbled out of his cubicle. He gently knocked on my door and I opened it. In he went, down came the pants, and there went his hands.

And my gulay he was good! Sa totoo lang, I love a good handjob (who doesn't, noh?) but what was better was the blowjob. He bent down and started sucking on my dick like there was no tomorrow. Despite his small frame, he took my dick very well, and gave the ever complimentary "You have an awesome dick."

Siyempre, ako naman "Chenkyu" while lamon siya.

When I saw his dick, I so wasn't shocked to see how small it was. Medyo obvious naman noh! However, what surprised me was the foreskin. Actually, cut siya but the length of his "leftovers" was impressive! To be honest, it was like he was uncut! That's how long it was.

I didn't have the heart to suck it (kasi naman thin ang ari niya plus only 3 inches long) but I did play around with it for a while. As he was going down on me, I saw how beautiful his dick was. He trimmed his pubes fairly short (either that, or he was naturally sparse, which could very well be the case), which really highlighted his throbbing member.

And then a thought came into my head: My god, it really is like a 14 year old boy's penis.

...and I lost my erection. A few seconds later, I left.

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

The Fast Life Part Deux

DEUXmeh! Sorry at napako ang aking "Monday promise" Super busy and work. Tomorrow is my big presentation at siyempre, may I procrastinate ang lolah niyo! Ovcorz!

Before I make continue the kuwento (channeling Kris Aquino daw o!), hellos to...

Quentin: I wiiiieeesh! Having said that, I do prefer chorizos to frankfurters, noh! *Ganon!*

Joaqui: Oh, this one is interesting. I'd loooove to get your feedback.

-o-o-

Now, to make continue (talagang mali, noh?) the kuwentoes, there I was, in the cubicle, waiting for Espanyol to came on dhaun. Ako naman, sige! Excited! Cute naman siya - not perfect specimen but fufwe for ziyur!

He went into the cubicle and didn't even pretend to pee. He sat down, peered into the hole and looking at his hand movements, I knew he was playing with his member. His dark forearm was rubbing up and down between his legs, and through the glory hole, his bright smile was a sharp contrast to his dark skin.

Now, I like to play show and tell - possibly because it's a nice way to start but more likely it's because I am a perv (and proud of it! Talaga divah!). So I stood up, inches away from the hole and did my show. As soon as I knew I was about to blow, I stopped and sat on the bowl, my eyes on the glory hole level.

He looked at me, smiled and stood up to do his bit - and that's when I saw it.

His dick was long and thin.... and spotty white. At first, I thought it was an evil rash or a burn mark of some sort, but after staring at it for a while, I knew it was neither. He had vitiligo.

Now, this promotes a problem. Do I play around with someone who has an ugly dick (and it was ugly as!) or do I stay on the conservative side? Damn this "pretty" upbringing! As a child, anything ugly was avoided - so now dilemma, dilemma!

While the debate was raging through my head, Spotty was there, playing along. And then, he became more adventurous. He popped out of his cubicle, one hand pulling on his pants in order to avoid exposing himself silly in public, the other knocking on my door.

*Dilemma, dilemma*

After careful consideration, caution to the wind (as if! Drama daw, o!) and I opened the door. He rushed in, and ordered me to sit on the toilet. With much gusto, he began sucking me off. And God, was he good. For the first 10 seconds, he handled my dick as though it had swarovski crystals... but after that, he began pumping like a piston on overdrive. It was really heavenly!

After a minute or two, I felt the need to seed. I pushed away his head and blew my load in my hand. I saw his rock hard dick and actually wanted to suck on it... but I just couldn't bear to! Parang super gross, kasi mukhang may leprosy and all (I know, I know! How selfish the bading!).

I am sure I will regret this selfish action of mine, but I mumbled my thanks and left the cubicle in a rush, his face showing all the shock that was justifiable given the circumstances.

Would you have sucked this? (NSFW)