Things are very busy here at work. I go to work at around 8 and leave at around 7. I get paid by the hour so I don't mind pero djoz meh! I am very VERY tired.
I came to work today Nutella in one hand, coffee in the other. As I stood waiting for the elevator, an nice old woman started chatting me up (commonplace here in Australia). While we were talking about the weather (or kung ano mang chuva), she kept on gesturing at her cheek, like flicking at a tick that wasn't there.
It was only when we got to the elevator that she finally broke: "Dearie, you have toothpaste on your cheek."
I turned to the mirror and sure enough, I saw the white speck.
"Thank you," I smiled. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't toothpaste. It was horny Oli leftovers.
I promise to update this once a fortnight. Ayan! It is etched in stone.