Wednesday, 30 January 2008

Dorm Series #3: Gary, the Chinoy Bulldog

Halloooo agayn! I decided to take a break from life and blog about the dorm yet again. Alam nyo - I just realised that in my idea of what the dorm series is like, the stories will get more tame and boring as we go along. So sorry na lang kung medyo HELLO ang mga later entries.

And before we continue, konting mga hello lang sa ating mga blogviewers (Feeling Kuya Germs talaga, folks! Supeeeer!)

Quentin: Baka. Not sure yet if I have the finances to go to Mardi Gras. Medyo saving up akish, eh. :-)

AJ: Actually, I was failing zoology so no choice ako but to choose the dead frog. Pero honest, parang may kakaiba sa kanyang ulo kaya no thanks talaga ang lola nyo. PLUS! Alam mo naman tayo... Maria Clara... *choz!*

Rainbow Man: Living in the dormitories is awesome! Wait for the other stories...

McVie: Tour na lang sa mga bathhouse! *choz!*

Actually, it's been a good day thus far! Super happy ako for some strange reason! Well, this is actually a rare occurrence so not challenging the fates.

Now where was I? Oh, yes. Gary. Gary is a short stocky chinoy from (I think) Cagayan de Oro or Cebu. Not sure, actually. Anyway, Gary has an awesome stocky body, well-built with a little layer of fat for good measure. He has a VERY broad jawline, which emphasises his stocky build as well. He was naturally pale (stereotypical Chinoy) - pati singit nya! Honest!

Anyway, Gary is a strange fellow. He is known to have a fetish for earlobes. So, while taking to you in public, he would reach out and fondle your earlobes. I think he uses that to project his nipple fantasies I think.

I know that because (here it comes) Gary is also known to invade shower stalls. Yes, I kid you not. This hunky/chunky guy is known to pop in while you are taking a shower and invade your water supply. You see, in our dorm, every floor has two shower areas. Each shower area has 6 shower stalls, 3 on one side and another 3 facing the other. So what Gary would do is go through each stall until he finds someone he knows or likes, and basically showers with them (yes, buck naked) for 2 minutes or so.

When he did that to me, I was like, WTF??? And as he proceeded to use my water supply, I started scrubbing his hair. (Why not, diva?) And then I soaped his back and (from behind) his chest. I kinda figured, if he's into that, I can so help out. So I continued and then I tweaked his nipples. He liked it. He didn't move. So I continued. I started with a gentle chest massage then I became a bit more aggressive with my "massage" and ended up just twirling his nipples. I snuck a peak at his member at this point and saw that, like his entire body, it was short but fucking thick as!

He still continued to stay in my cubicle. O sige, I thought. Fight tayo. :-)

I continued soaping his until I got to his lower back. I was still debating whether or not I wanted to invade his ass when he suddenly pulled away the shower curtain and walked out. There I was, hard-on threatening to arise and ever so slightly horny.

Later on in the day, I went to his dorm room and chatted with him. I wanted to see if I could push the issue with him but sadly, his three other roommates were there. I went to his corner to chat and I saw a pic of one of his mates who was obviously in the middle of a shower when the shower curtain was pulled and a camera was let loose. I asked him who the guy was (kinda cute) (nice dick) and he said it was his mate from one of his courses.

I didn't pursue the matter any further. A day later, Gary slipped my mind. Too bad really, because once in a while, I wonder where he is and how he is doing. I wonder how he is in bed and how his sweat smells as he's pumping on my ass. I love stocky men and will forever wonder what wonders Gary can do.

(Boring entry, noh?) Next in the Dorm Series: Glenn and W.

Thursday, 24 January 2008

Dorm Series #2: Tago tayo...

Ano ba yan??? Twice a month na lang ba ang mga kwento??? - hirit niyo.

And my answer is yez.

Joke. Sorry talaga folks. Super busy akish. Medyo bumabaha ng tamod, este trabaho dito. Letch talaga!

Konti munang shoutouts dahil tamad ako to add to my previous comments:

- Bryan: salamat sa add. Yes taga Australia akish. And St. Kilda is lovely lovely lovely. Feeling ko talaga ako si Audrey Hepburn pag naglalamyerda ako doon.

- McVie: Sorry hindi ako nag-apparition. Maybe next time. I haven't been to Bed yet. You should show me around. ;-)

- Yajnat: Next time, shige. Coffee-coffee tayo. :-D

Anyway, where was I? Oh yez... Da Dorm.

The nice thing about having an all-male dorm is that surely, sooner or later, you will bump into someone who is either in the closet or curious as hell.

There were several of them in our dorm. I don't know why they gravitated to me (voice from nowhere: Dahil puta ka.) but they did. Nando is obviously one of them, but he was far from the only one.

There was Ron. Ron and I were good friends at the dorm. We used to invade each other's rooms for a while, and a year after this particular episode, he became my roommate (there were four in a room). He is not particularly handsome - in fact, he's not. But he has a HOT bod, which should offset his weird personality. I swear he was dropped as a child.

ANYway, Ron was exhausted after a long day of ROTC. We were both in the same squad but he was an officer habang ako thank-you ghurl lang. The funny thing is Ron is your typical beefcake but underneath the facade of muscle, he is a weakling - and I tease him about it all the time. That afternoon, we both entered his room and he just literally collapsed on the bed. For a few seconds, I thought he was dead so I kinda panicked.

"Huy! HUY!" I shook him violently.

He just opened one eye and mumbled something close to "Go away... Let me die in peace."

I joked that Mish, his girlfriend, would kill me if he died - she would, too. She was definitely nice on the eyes, but a vixen, for sure.

"Haha," he mumbled and proceeded to take off his boots and pants. The nice thing about that scene is that it was really REALLY hot. This nice buff guy in a military outfit, lying down on a bed, eyes closed, while stripping. Oh, if only I had a camera with me.

Anyway, he ended up with just his undies and his militia top, while sleeping on his bed. I knew he was a light sleeper so I tried prodding him. Everyone wanted to catch the MTV (or was it Billboard? I forget.) Music Awards in the TV Room and I wanted a front row seat. He just mumbled something and tried to kick me in the groin half-heartedly.

Now, there was a time when I played a trick called electric shock, which was basically me holding the legs of the guy while he is on the bed, lifting and spreading his legs and shoving my "vibrating" foot against his testicles. I'm not sure if I am making sense of this, but whatever you imagine is probably close to the real thing.

This was the perfect time to test it on Ron. I grabbed the foot he used to kick me, grabbed the other foot, and I lifted them up to waist-level.

Oh my God. Ang kinis ng singit nya. So unbelievably white. I didn't know how he managed that but it was just so yummy.

Anyway, at this point, he knew what was going to happen and he covered his balls with one weak hand - with matching "hu-wa-haaag".

Too late, hija. I thrust my vibrating foot forward and proceeded to give his hand/testicles a vibrating massage. Because I used my bare foot, he suddenly realised that my sweaty foot was touching his hand, and he retracted with a "tanginakadiri" which meant his testicles were ripe for the plucking... este, vibrating.

So ayun. I got first hand experience of his testicles. Underneath the cloth of his tighty whiteys, it was nice and big. I was kinda shocked and in order to get a feel for them, I stopped vibrating and started gyrating my foot.

He just lay there with a "bahala na" attitude and left me to do whatever. I took that as a sign - siga na nga.

Using my toes, I slipped his undies to the side so that his testicles are exposed. They were pink! They were undoubtedly quite beautiful to look at and hung amazingly low. I started to doubt whether he was actually pure Pinoy - but then he is from Cagayan de Oro, which meant Spanish blood somewhere down the line.

ANYway, he looked up from where he was and just flopped back down without protest. I don't think he enjoyed it much but I think he was just too fucking tired. He asked quietly, "What are you doing?"

I honestly said, "Well, I was curious to see what your balls looked like. I couldn't believe they were that big!"

He casually said, "Everyone's balls looked like that." To which I said, "Not mine."

He looked up at me then my crotch, "Really?" which was my cue to pop out my balls... which I did.

We ended up comparing penis sizes and I did the whole "Yours is fatter than mine" comparison which gave me a chance to whip out my dick and hold his at the same time. The minute I did that, his dick started to throb.

"Aba. Palaban."

I let him touch mine and we started to talk nervously about whose was bigger. But after a few strokes, neither of us looked at each other or spoke. We just kept on jacking each other off until we came.

That was the first and last we ever did that. He was sexy, yes. He had a nice think dick, yes. But no face value and his personality could be better. He was definitely not the catch Nando was, and (being the naive sex kitten I was) I already touched his dick - I had no intentions of having it near my mouth nor my ass.

So we left it at that. The only other time something almost happened was when I was dissecting my formaldehyde-smelling frog inside the men's room of the dorm (a long story in itself) and Ron came up closest to me and whipped out a semi-hard dick. He was talking and looking at me, hoping for something but I didn't bite. I had mid-terms the next day and I needed to focus on that smelly frog. After conducting his business, he vigorously shook his dick, hoping I would sit up and take notice, but no, thanks. I was not interested.

You can tell a person is not sellable if I would rather look at a frog than his stiff dick. :-)


Next in "Da Dorm Series" - Mars: Chinoy Bulldogs

Tuesday, 8 January 2008

Back from the grave!

Hi there, folks!

Sorry for the strange hiatus - no, I'm not giving up with blog site (yet). The thing was December was super hectic for me! Kasi naman, Oli and I decided to go to the Philippines last minute! Yes, folks, that is right. We were in Pinaslandia for 20 days (not 21, because Oli would have needed a visa for that). If you saw a really tall (young, hot) blond guy and a slightly shorter pinoy (looking like an overfed tick) beside him, yes, that was us.

It was fun. I got to show him my old haunts - The Spa in Libis, the Japanese spa in Roxas Blvd (what's the name nga ba!?) SM Mega, and my personal favourite, Shang mall on Shaw.

Well, hindi kami open relationship so we weren't looking for threesome fun. Pero I wanted him to see the gayer side of Manila kahit papaano. Sadly, my old haunts are no longer haunting, so medyo boring. He was hoping for the luxury of turning away a gay guy, but sadly, no one took the bait. Sinabi ko sa kanya, people are just intimidated by his looks and height (medyo 6-4 sya noh) so yun.

The funny thing was nagpa-bodyscrub ang lola sa japspa (ano ba kasi ang name!? Whataletch.) at habang may I scrub sya, may I look around naman ako. Some of the guys were ho-hum - one was intensely hot but left soon after we got in. One was in the steam room for quite some time and while Oli was getting scrubbed, pumasok naman ako sa steam. Aba. May I attention na sya. Cute naman so I decided: "Why not? Choknat?" I put my towel on my face, letting him have full visual access of alam mo na. Aba, after a while, nagpakita na rin sya ng gilas! Palaban for Ms. Talent! However, nawalan ako ng gana because I knew Oli was outside at super bad naman ako if I let it go further.

So walk out ako after explaining to Mr. Small why I had to stop. Ang nakakainis ay hindi sya tumigil. After walking out, he was still staring at me, and then Oli. Parang hello naman! Konting discretion, di ba??? Ewan ko nga ba. ANYway, that was MY bad to begin with, so I'll stop complaining.

When we went to Fitness First the next day, ayan na naman! This guy I had to check out because he looked sooooo much like my crush sa university dorm namin. After seeing his thing and having him suck me off for 5 seconds, I called it a day. His dick was fairly small so nothing to really brag about and such. But it was fun to play around in a sauna.

When I went to The Spa in Libis, I had fun with the guy in the hot tub. I'm not sure how one can get a hardon in such a hot place, but apparently, he could. I didn't so why bother di ba? Underneath the hot water, I jacked him off using my foot, then my hand. No one was the wiser, I think. People were still cruising and such, but seriously, I didn't feel like any of them were really that hot.

In fact, there weren't a lot of hot guys checking each other out in that place. Is it just me? Or have my choices been updated as of late? Are there other nice spas where one can check other people out?


Anyway, happy new year to everyone! I hope you all had an amazing time.