Saturday, 30 November 2013

Twilight Zone-abelles!

This is most likely the weirdest entry yet. A lot of things are haffening and you can say that I am haffy.

My ex-future-mother-in-law invited me to her 65th birthday next weekend. Ako naman, vaketh? I mean, para-que-que? I think my cute ex has something to do with it, so ... we'll see see sa kulasisi.

I have been "dating" two guys. Nothing serious - at least on my end. One of them is clearly FWB, and while the kantutis is nice, it's not fantastic enough for me to gush. I purposely don't talk about him on the blog kasi part of me feels na baka may mangyari. Ewan ko nga ba.

Cue music!

I am also seeing another guy pero I'm not sure kung may future. Hindi pa kami nag-aano kasi I'm getting the vibes na he wants to be sure. He is Aussie-Indian descent, around 6'1, and built like anything. Loveliness ang fez value and yes, I met him sa gym. Sadly I have not seen the package pero will keep an eye out for that, for ziur!

So far, not so much has been happening on my end. The last akshen was last week in the gym I go to, and it was as usual in the showers.

As I may have mentioned before, the showers in my gym tend to attract akshown! This time, I got there really early and made sure I was in prime position. There was a guy already there, medyo matanja na pero hindi pa naman Tandang Zorah. He was around 5'6, swimmer's build and around 60, I'd say. Having said that, if you looked only at this bod, you'd think it belonged to a 25 year old. It was really toned.

Anyway, he was there scrubbing away, and I took the stall directly across his. At first, syempre kunwari shy akish pero that lasted only a minute. At one point, we both turned to look at each other and we both smiled as our respective pedros had other things to say.

We met in the middle of the room, beside the soap dispenser. We both pumped soap and ended up soaping each other. My gulay, it felt so good to feel his body rippling in my hand. I'm sure he could appreciate my bilbilations, because if he didn't like it, it sure didn't show. It felt weird kasi he was looking up at me while I was looking at his bald spot, pero as always, the show mazz go on, sabi ni Ms Talent 2013!

Of course, as expected, we both ended up on each other's manoy. His was around 7 inchez - kind of ridiculous for someone so small, to be honest, but I was not complaining at all! It was much thicker around the middle, pero the tip was quite pointy. In the course of the scrubbing, his ano ended up between my soapy legs, and he was thrusting back and forth while I was pounding away at pedro. With my other free hand, I was tweaking his nippol and my gulay, he was loving it.

Within a couple of minutes, I arched my back and announced that the time has cum. I leaned back a bit and that resulted in the tip of his many rubbing against my hole. Hala, I lost it. Spurts and spurts came out and landed on his ripped abs. He held my sides and whispered that he was about to blow as well. I pushed him back a bit and knelt down, letting him explode all over me, his seed finding its way onto my face, neck and chest. It was a bit firm - medyo gata na zsa - but still lovely.

Of course, he stood there, face red and breathing laboured. I looked at his throbbing member and licked the tip.

Letche. Sabon.

Monday, 11 November 2013

Trying something truly Australian!

After the acrobatic performance with Mr Kiwi, talagang laspagacious ang lolah niyo. Really. I felt that I was cracked right down the middle - no joke. I woke the next day, and talagang my ano still felt tired. I wish I had gotten Kiwi's number para naman may challenge but at the same time, do I really want a jowabelle na killer?? Noez. Hindi akish shunga.

A few days after that lovely incident, I decided to venture out into the world. I went to a nearby Coles to do my shopping, pero I decided to use the loo for a while - this time, I was really there for official business, ha!

Anyway, as I was standing in the urinal, an Aboriginal guy walked in and washed his hands... for a long, long time. At first, deadmatic akish, but after a while, I turned around and because I can see the basin from the loo, avah, may I stare ang lokah sa akin notary public!

Game on!

Deep down inside, medyo I think my pwetibellles was not in for it, but my other body parts! Instantly, my penoi was raring for akshown!

He walked to the urinal beside mine and whipped out his thing. I finally got a good look at him. He was around 5'10", mocha-coloured skin, and tabaching ng konti pero cute pa rin. He was around late 20's and pwede nang i-fafa! He looked at me and smiled brightly, his thick kissable lips framing his beautiful white teeth. His eyes were a strange green and blue mix which I can't pick and it was just alluring!

Now, some people have issues with Aborigines, and this type of racism I just cannot stand. I mean, I like the white penny just as any other guy, but I am firmly grounded in the idea that cute is cute is cute. More importantly is how they look and carry themselves, and this guy was cute as a button. He may not win awards or launch a thousand ships pero I personally wouldn't kick him out of bed.

Anyway, he whipped out his thing and my gulay, ang haba ng kanyang fore! Sarap nguyain! It was dark brown (not surprising) and definitely thick. It was mighty short though, around 4 inches, pero decent enough for akshown!

While we were standing there, he reached over and gave my thing a bit of a tug. Ako naman, ziggy~! Tug away! I reached over and gave this a bit of action, and well, you can imagine that we were both raring for it.

After a full minute, he looked at me (with those gorgeous eyes!!!), smiled and nodded towards the cubicles.


He walked on, hard-on tenting on his loosely belted pants. Ako, sashaying behind him. I got in (and my goodness! Very very spacious ang disabled toilets!) and he locked the door behind me.

I started to turn around, pero he turned me around so that I was facing the wall. He pulled my pants slowly downwards and started grinding his ano on my ano.

Ano ba yan!? Sige.

Ako naman, may I spread like peanut butter and go go power rangers! The nice thing about this is that I could really feel every inch of his body. He was not muscular, but there is something about a big guy that just turns me on. So much skin to feel! Loveses it!

After a few minutes of grinding, he decided to become more adventurous. He took his penoy and poked it at my sore hole. Abbabah! Fight ang lady gaga!

At that point, may I spread even further and he spat at his hand so that he could massage me "there". He then poked his head into me, and hello... Wow. It was thick but definitely not challenging in terms of pain.

He then began to pump away quietly grunting against my ear. Ako naman, yes, pero I couldn't really get into his pace. Parang he was off in his own world. Plus, to make things more weird, because of his length and size, his ano kept on popping out and popping back in. Sometimes, it actually wasn't even in (so in effect, he would be pumping between my legs), and by sheer champbalition, it would find itself back inside me.


In fairness though, the entire time, if he wasn't rubbing his hands all over me, he would be tweaking my niffols, and to be honest, in terms of passion, talagang Gina G. sya (Game na game and give na give!)

In a few minutes, he suddenly clutched at my shoulder (buti na lang may shoulder pads akoh!) and boom, I felt his seed dribbling down my leg. A decent load, for shiure, but as he thanked me for a great time, I was tempted to say "it was a one-sided affair".

Sunday, 20 October 2013

Rough Trade

The nice thing about living the inner west? Camperdown Park. I larva this place!

"Why," you ask? Well, tinatanong pa ba yan?!?

May I jonta ako closer to 4:30PM yesterday, and when I entered, whizz clients in the urinals! Usually very busy siya at this time (hence my apparishen!) pero lo and behold - quiet as a tomb.

At first, sadako. Let's face it - it was a weekday, pero at this time, very veezee dafat. Nagpaganda pa ako - letchoi (like leche, but in French kasi sozyal daw).

But then I figured, since wis contestants, it was a chance for me to make preparations for later action. I had already prepped down there (if juno what I mean) so I was a randy (blue) rabbit!

Out of plain curiosity, I decided to duck into one of the toilet cubbies. When I opened the door, I saw a guy sitting on a toilet, looking at his phone and stroking his penoy. Admittedly, I didn't know that he was there kasi he was being super quiet, and based on the look on his face, he was caught by surprise as well! Super shockabelles!

Before I cuntinue, let me describe the guy. He was a tradie by profession - kiting kita with his fluoro-orange safety shirt, and his dirty pants and shoes. His hair was a bit dishevelled with specks of white (cement? paint? cum??) but the face was clean. Now speaking of fez, ang fez value: he was around late 20's, hindi slim pero hindi naman jubis. He had mousey brown hair, with dark brown eyes. He reminded me of the dumb jock who used to make fun of me in high school, pero his smile was blinding - a full set of pearly whites.

After overcoming the initial WTF, I closed the door... very slowly. Ah, may view eh! Just as I was about to really close it, I smiled and he smiled, so I opened the door again. I stepped inside and this time, I locked it. It was a pretty tight space, so a third prend would be tragic.

Anyway, he stood up (and nakuh, pandakabelle sya! Around 5'7" methinks) and I got down on my knees.

Well, hello, ladies. He was short in other things as well - his notary-public was around 5 inches, cut (sayang!). Pero he had a magic head. His head was as big as a kiwi fruit. Ang laki! The entire body of his ano was actually normal, but the head alone was super thick! I love it. It was weird sucking it kasi parang mali ang shape niya. Buti na lang may skills pero still, kalurkey!!!!

After a minute of sucking him off, he pulled me out, his breathing very heavy. With one hand, he pulled me up, and with his other hand, he grabbed a condom from his bag.

I said to myself, sayang ang fagkakataon!

He turned me around and started kneeding my butt cheek. When I spread my legs even wider, he began fingering my lubed pwetski. Of corz, I didn't resist and within seconds, his fingering became a pounding. After he was sure that I was good and ready for the action, he stood behind me and I braced myself.


His head was so thick that it couldn't fit in. As in, ME. It couldn't go inside ... ME. Normally, guys would be sliding in me like a hotdog down the hallway but not this guy. I quite literally had to angle myself sideways in order for his head to even get in. Buti na lang multi-talented ang lola niyo.

Pero tanginarts, ang sakit. Putting something that big into me was just cracking me in half. I had to brace my face against the wall, and true to form, the door left a mark on my face in the process.

But then the fun began. He started slow, and because of our height difference, he had to cling on to my right shoulder while slowly grinding in and out of me. He gently angled me as well so that he could actually penetrate me - buti na lang it wasn't that long kasi talagang kalowkah akish!

Soon, my ass got the hang of it, and I managed to angle myself lower so that he could pound away - which he did! It was still smarting but it had gotten to the point na he got into a slightly faster rhythm while I held to the walls and door for dear life. We tried not to make too much noise but my gulay it was rough!

Soon enough, he moved faster and pow! I felt him shiver while he held me close. He was clearly cumming into the supot and while it was fun, parang di ka na kaya! To be honest, I was just happy to be alive and breathing!

He slowly got out of me, his dick making a nearly audible pop as he unsheathed. I turned around to grab the condom from his penoy, enjoying how big his head was. I pulled it out of him, noting the mess he had made inside it. I was a bit afraid na his penoz had ripped the supot to shreds pero so far, intact.

I grabbed my pants and after a careful glance, I stepped out of his cubicle into the one next to him. I made a mistake with the condom and his spent seed was dripping on the floor. But I had a look at what was left and my my, he was a squirter. I just loved looking at my handiwork, but I knew I couldn't stay there forever. Besides, after that, parang other guys would be pointless so I decided to call it a day. Parang anti-climactic pero my gulay I was spent.

I wrapped the condom on a wad of tissue and after making sure I was presentable, I stumbled out of the cubicle. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Mr Wide's hand wiping away the last remnants of his white juices.

As I stepped out into the sunshine, I did a Kareem and threw the wad of tissue to a small nearby bin that was almost overflowing with trash. Only then did I see four policemen approaching the toilets from the opposite direction. I did pa-keme ... but hoped that my fast footsteps didn't give me away. Ayokong ma-Julie Andrews!

Thursday, 3 October 2013


Now this happened a week ago pero talagang super may-I-panic ako at work. Anech Benning talagish!

Before anything elsadai, Sydney Ghurl! TGV is The Galleries Victoria - right across Town Hall. Winnar itong place na ito, pero not as nice as David Jonez.

Now speaking of David Jones, let's talk about this place. May I jonta ako to this place quite often kasi naman super gandishabels sya. There is a wall that separates the urinals from the door, so rinig na rinig kung may bwisitor!

Anyway, one day, tsinug ako ng client so I had time to spare. Either take the trip back to the office, or linger around in the City until my next meeting. And you know naman meeee....

So I decided to go "window shopping" in DJs in the City. Malapit, malinis and punong puno ng akshown!

When I got in, mayroong jubis na paalis. Now, I have nothing against jubisians - bato bato and all of that - pero heller ang mamang ini. Wash talagang ah-feel!

I turned the corner and yes, may customer na! He was around 50 years old, trim, and ... well, pwede nah. Hindi naman sya cha-nget, pero hindi jowa material. However, kitang kita ang kanyang nota-rypublic. It was fayatollah-kumenis ang ari, pero around 7 chinches, and loveliness ang choreskin! Love! So syempre may good qualities din, ah!

Jennyway, I did my stance with matching nota in attention, and turned to look at him. Syempre, I was sexpecting him to be looking at me - game on, divah?

Avah. He was not looking at me! In fact, the minute my nota sprang into ackshown, he had turned around to face the cubicles behind us. I turned around, and ayun. I realised why.

The cubicle behind us was occupied by a 20-ish year old boy. He was thin, medyo yokababz ang face at medyo thick any lips niya. Very kissable pero something about him just looked too young for his own good. He was around 6'0" and his penoy was around 6 in - pero nice and thick. The fore was also very thick and covered the head generously - so overall verdick: YUM.

Of course, ready to go ang lolah niyo, mga jupiter, pero the boi had other plans! He knocked on the cubicle door behind me, and lo and behold, may kapapa-han! This guy was gym-buffed, around 50 years old as well. He was bald, and he had funny spots on his head, like scars. It made him look very scary and very butch. Pero once he opened the door, he looked at all three of us, and proceeded to lagok the nota of Bagetz! Talagang parang tren ang mouth movement!

At that point, Bagets was panting like anything! It was clear it was driving him nuts and my gulay, I cannot blame him! After a minute, he pulled away from Papa Gym and starting going down on Gym's penoy. At this point, Mr G stood up, and then I got a better look at the guy. He was around 5'9", with a bit of a tummy on him, pero obvious na underneath the fat is muscle. He was wearing a sando, so kitang kita ang muscles. Bonus: one of his nips slipped out of the sando, and I have to say: impressive. Super hard, at parang pencil eraser ang taba at laki. It was mesmerising! I'm not sure he managed that pero it was so hot to look at. The guy beside me actually reached over to play with the nip while Bagets was going to town on his penoy - and the overall effect was breathtaking.

In fact, this was probably the point when I came in the urinals. Talagang I could not help it. It was way too hot. The guy beside me paused his nipple-tweaking activity to watch me hit the urinals with fierceness. Even Bagets who totally ignored my existence up until that point craned his neck to see me at my explosive glory.

At that point, I packed up, cleaned up and walked away. Someone else came in just as I was washing my hands, and I heard the shuffling of feet and closing of doors. The guy walking towards the urinals had an excited look about him, and something tells me he will soon follow my suit.

Sunday, 8 September 2013

Aaaay! Don't wake me up!

Now before anything else,

Dear SG: No, there are more places than DJs! Pwede rin TGV L2. Or pwede ring UNSW - the quadrangle second floor is one of my recent faaaves!

I discovered this particular beat not too long ago. My manager sent me to work on a short project at alam mo naman ang resourcefulness natin! I read about it on iskwurt, and the reviews were poshitive! So zigeh, after one long afternoon meeting, I went in and discovered what the fuss was all about.

The walls and doors were high in the cubicles, which meant na you didn't really need to exert too much effort to get some action. I haven't gone back that often, but whenever I do, loveliness!

Last time was a couple of days ago. I found myself close by so I made it a point to make bisita before I went home. Medyo out of the way, pero alam mo naman tayo! Fighting spirit!

Anyway, when I got there, may tao na sa isang cubicle. I was pretty excited kasi alam mo na - sometimes, when miracles haffen, dapat wag isnabin! I got there, pulled down my pants and even before my buckle hit the floor, may I tap my foot na ang lady gaga! Ava sandali lang sis! Di pa ako raydee! I looked down and with the little I could see, I could tell the guy was actually not young (not a problem with me) - around early 40s siguro. He was balding, semi papa-able. However, he was impeccably dressed and for sure, worked for the uni.

Having established that I was gaym, he bent down on his knees and thrust his hips forward. Well, excited rin si papa, diva? With these cubicles, you can actually put a good chunk of your penoi forward and with this guy, it's a good thing! His dick was short, around 4 inches, pero putang ina. I can barely grip it properly sa sobrang taba! Parang SMB can! Love it! As with most guys, uncut si papa and his foreskin was barely there - almost hidden behind his thick head.

Of course, medyo shockabelles ako nough! For one, I haven't seen that many thick ones in my life, and he was totes in the top three, if not top 1! Buti na lang my Ms Universe senses kicked in, and began sucking for my life. I have to admit, visually appealing ang ari nya but once in practice, medyo hindi siya fun. I'm not sure why pero ampalaya tasting siya and to be honest, it's hard to swallow it and NOT use your teeth - parang too juicy to be a penoi.

Good thing was this guy was so horny that he blew within a minute of me touching his penoi. I didn't bother tasting it - basta my alarm bells were ringing eh. I just saw him squirt four big loads and he quickly left without washing his jizz up.

Bastouz! Naging tsimay pa ako!

However, in the spirit of Ms Congeniality, I decided to kebs it. I cleaned up after him, as soon as I heard the door close.

Buti na lang. Twenty seconds later, avava alivava! A guy came in, sporty spice, with his backpack in tow. Ako naman, fun-ness! I began re-aligning my jaw after my Mr SMB can experience, and after a minute or so of foot tapping and subtle glancing, Mr Sporty was gay na gay na! At first, he jacked me off (buti naman) but when I began my bit, I leant down and discovered... ay. May video cam ang lokah!

And I didn't have any foundayshen! I'm not raydee for my closeup, direk!

Of course, at this point, I wasn't too sure what I wanted to do. He seemed ok enough, and the little I saw of his penoi, it looked ok for play. But the idea of being recorded... parang I wasn't in the mood at the time. God knows I do have my video moods, but that day, I just felt chokaran...

So I got up and left. I just wasn't in the mood.

I went outside and sat on the bench, waiting for the video guy to leave. I looked to my left, and there was another Mr Papa. He was around mid-20's. His hair was shaven all around the sides and back, but he had lovely blond hair on top that was tied to a pony tail. Parang undercut. The best descripshen I have for him is classy Euro-trash. Cute siya, pero I don't think I'd like to stare into those eyes longer than I have to. More importantly, he had beauuutimous gym arms. He was rocking back and forth, staring at everything and nothing... and there was just shamthin about him that makes you go HMMM.

Anyway, I decided not to stare pero I could not help it. Out of the corner of my eye, I was just watching him, rocking back and forth. Sometimes he would look past me, on to the hallway leading to the loo. Pero for three minutes or so, he did nothing but look intense while rocking back and forth, his pink Nikes (yes, peeeeeenk!) firmly rooted to the ground.

He then stood up, looked at me broodingly and walked away. He went down the stairs and ako naman... parang Lady Gaga, sumunod! (Eh cute eh!) However, I tried to make it na I was just walking in the same direction and he quietly ducked into the toilets downstairs. I don't even think he looked back at me - basta he went in.

Siguro naman hindi niya ako hoholdapin, so I decided why not chocknat?

When I went inside, he was already inside and his gym bag was already covering the opening, so that we had a buffer just in case someone came in.

I sat in the cubicle beside his, and yes, he was subtly pumping away on his end. I began pumping mine, and before you knew it, feet were tapping and he and I were on our knees. He didn't offer to play with my penoi so ako naman sige. I reached down and his dick was rock hard. It was thin, but length was very ample. His penis was normal and very do-able. His foreskin was thicker than SMB man, and it made his dick much for easy to play around with. He trimmed his pubes a bit, and I could tell he shaved some of it from the base of his cock. Still, overall, 9/10 for sure!

I was hunched over as I was jacking him off kasi I got the impression that was all he wanted. Ako naman, Ms Service 2013! I tried to modify the delivery so that sometimes I am fast, sometimes slow. Alam mo naman kailangan ibakita ang talents sa judges!

It took him around 3 minutes or so to blow his load, and he came in 5 thin spurts. One of his juices hit my chin (and yes, yummy siya), but most of it covered my hand. Because we didn't leave much of a trace, he only wiped the floor once and left.

I of course used his cum to jack off in my cubicle. Among the three events, this last one I liked the best. The reason? I liked the fact that he knew I was going to jack him off but if he met me in the gym, he would not even bother to look at me. Strange, but in some way, it was re-affirming for all the wrong reasons... I'll take it anyway.

Saturday, 31 August 2013

Colours of the World!

Friday30 August: I can't believe it. In the office today, enough drama for "Tabing Ilog" - may bullying, may sigawan, and may I walk out akoh with matching exit line: "Yeah, just tell yourself that." Kulang na lang, sabunutan ng kilay! Still not too sure if I have a job, cum Monday, pero bahala na ang baba ni Batman...

ANYWAY. I was frustrated, ill-tempered, and since my manager told me to take the afternoon off, so be it. May I sexplore!

The wonderful thing about Sydney is that it is indeed massively diverse. People come from all shapes and sizes, and being someone of more *ahem* delicately stocky build, I am happy that not all of the boiz are stick thin and/or Abercrombie-esque.

Anyway, I was up to my usual tricks, and decided to play around in one of my old haunts, Town Hall Toilets. I went in and as always, busy busy busy! May urinal na medyo long, and that was packed with around 4 guys. From hand movements alone, it was clear that they were there for a different kind of relief. The four guys who were there were fairly yuppie-ish (unusual for Town Hall) and from my angle at least, definitely fafa-ble!! Kalowkah!

Pero since konti lang the space, I went to the smaller urinal that fits only 3, and there was only one customer. He was white, around 5'11", skinhead pero dressed for the office. He looked around late 20's, and although he was clearly not chiseled, he doesn't induce nausea naman. He was cute enough though - he had a couple of acne issues in the chin and neck, pero fafa-able otherwise.

I stood beside him, not naman super close to give him space, but enough to check whether or not he was ok to go-go, adobo. And my gulay, yes he was.

Ako naman, shige shige spwetneek! Cheerleaders! Pompoms! Kulang na lang Sex Bomb dancers in the background!

I had a look and he was nicely endowed pero not in your usual fashen. His was around 7 inches, pero super thin. As in, thin sausage with a fairly big mushroom head. His foreskin was unusually tight - parang may mali, to be honest, pero I try not to be judgmental. Hindi naman ako panelist ng Ms World board of judges so sije, may I appreciate na lang, divah?

He was looking at me from the corner of his eye, pero he was clearly nervous. However, in my world, hard-on is a sign of happiness. So gay na gay na!

After a few seconds, he decided to unbutton his coat - and my gulay, he was... well, he had a bit of a gut. He was one of those people na hindi halatang mataba pero once the top is off, kitang kita. Pero since hindi naman ito swimsuit competishen, ako naman - whachevs! I stood closer to him, and I got to hold his anough. Mymymy. There is something nice about holding a man's penoy. I rubbed it up and down, and it was clear his foreskin was making things difficult - but still fun fun fun!

At this point, another guy came in, and stood beside us. Of course, we went back to normal muna, but after a minute of that guy just "standing there", I knew he was game.

I looked at the new guy more closely - he was darker than normal - not too sure what his nationality was, but not that I cared, really. Ako fa!

Anyway, he was around 5'8" and dressed in jeans and a blue shirt. He had the nicest smile, with eyes lighter than his skin. I liked the look of the guy to be honest. Especially when I saw his penoy. It was four inches, and darker than his skin. The tip of his penis was darkest - almost as dark as his foreskin. As he stood beside me, I decided to be more adventurous. Letting go of my own penoy, I grabbed the new guy's peen while the other hand went to the other guy.

Now, that was heaven. Yes, admittedly, 10-second heaven pero heaven pa rin. The new guy had a shorter cock, true, pero it was much thicker than Mr Pasty. After a while, my sensibilities came back to me, and I decided to knock it off. For one, this is Town Hall Station, not Bodyline.

The pasty guy took matters into his own hands and within seconds burst into the urinal. The first shot hit the steel backing of the urinal, but everything else dribbled onto the base. The guy mumbled something like "Thanks" and ran out, his cock still hard against his Alpha Male undies.

Now this then is the dilemma. His cum was in the urinal, and no, these things do NOT wash away easily. The other guy looked at it, shook his head and shrugged as he walked out. He was still hard, for sure, but somehow, Mr P cumming just killed it.

Great. Bitin. Again, I finish my bit and walked out. The other urinal was still full (talagang fight fight fight) pero some of the guys have changed. There were a couple of old queens lingering about, wanting a piece of the action.

Ako, I had my slice of cock... este, cake.

Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Clash of the Power Bottoms

Now, to be honest, I will never ever be a power top. Talangang it's not in my berdeng blood. So when I meet a power bottom in any of my haunts, I usually make irap with matching exit marchey... because I can.


But yesterday was different.

After my last meeting for the day, I decided I wanted some new meat. I "squirted" (siguro naman, ghels, you know what I mean) and found something close by. This beat was close to a university gym, so sige. Should be interesting, divah?

When I got there, may customer na in the cubicle. So I decided to go to the opposite cubicle and... well, play show and tell. My usual routine is to pee, pero the way I do it is that I leave the door open and angle myself so that people can kinda see part of my pedrito. That way, kung interested, kitang kita para sa mga mapiling ina, but if not interested, a slight angle from me at tago ang lahat. Ish-mahart divah?

Talagang nagbuhat ng sariling bankough~!

Anywhe-hey, I started peeing, and out of the corner of my mascara-d eye, I saw a head pop up from the door and quickly back down again.

Aba. Game ang lolah!

I continued peeing and the other guy continued to look furtively from the top of his cubicle door. He would only pop up for a second, so I really couldn't see his details quite clearly. All I could see for sure was that he was blondish and tall.

However, after the fourth peek, he decided to keep his head high. Of course, as I was already done with my first deed, I decided to continue with the show-and-tell by "drying" the tip of my penoy with a wad of tissue. Syempre, medyo starting to make galit na my anough and I made sure na kitang kita ang kiti-kiti!

After I had "wiped" the last of the droplets, I tilted my head to indicate na alam kong he was looking. Aba siyempre nandiyan na eh!

He ducked down when he saw that I was on to him, but then after a few seconds of pregnant silence, he loudly unlatched his door - and yes, gaym on, gehls!

I opened the door and saw the guy in all his glory. He was quite young - I would say he was early 20's.  He was guwapough naman sana, but he had a bit of a pimple problem. The most interesting thing about the guy is he was clearly blokey - he had unkept hair and a tan line of someone who works out a lot in the sun. He looked like a farmer's boy, to be honest.

I moved into the cubicle, and he grabbed my hips. He took my hard patuti in his mouth, and I have to say that it wasn't bad... but not too good either. I mean, super happy with his enthusiasm pero talagang chakah in the execution. He will, in no way, win Ms Universe - Talent. Ni-runner up, wis!

While he was at it, I decided to sexplore! His hands and arms were quite red - definitely working hands - and trim! I am not sure if he's a gym guy kasi his arms were not massive but the muscles are definitely there - actually, above average. He was definitely not lazy bones! I ran my hands all over his torso - his chest was pronounced and his nips were actually small but hard - parang pebbles! Massive turn on! If only he was more orally talented...

Anyway, he only did the deed for around 1 minute, which was fine with me, to be honest. Although tigasin pa rin akish, I certainly wasn't really enjoying it - I would have probably stopped it, if he hadn't done so first.

What happened next was surprising.

He stood up and turned his ass towards me. My golly gulay - his ass was super muscular! It was quite hairy but since his hair was blond, parang hindi halata. Pero walang fat ang puwet nya! As in, all muscle! I knelt down and kissed his cheeks, one hand rubbing his legs while the other playing with his paquito.

Can I just say... LOVE!!! His legs were tree trunks - strangely bigger than his entire body. I don't think he is a runner kasi it's just too big. Baka footy player... Anyway, his penoy was long but thin, the head was also slightly bigger than everything else. His fore was thick, but I couldn't tell for sure because the minute I got there, he started breathing heavily and moved my hand away from his head... to his pwet hole.

Ako naman... are you surely? O sige. I jammed one finger in, and my gulay... love that feeling. It was lubed but still tight. Talagang points for enthusiasm! I started to put two fingers in when he stopped me. He turned around briefly and pulled me up with his strong arms. He turned away again and grabbed my ass cheeks with his one hand, pulling me closer to his hole.

Shet. Bareback.

Well, normally, this is the part where I walk away pero my goodnesh, here was this kid... super muscular... I pulled his shirt up, and I saw his freckled back... super toned to death. Kitang kita the muscles and I... just... lost it.

I entered him and because medyo kalakihan ang aking anough, he muffled an ouch. But as I pounded away, he began to breathe heavier and, as they say, get into the rhythm of the night!

Now, this I only did for 45 seconds or so because the thought of barebacking just really didn't sit well with me. Don't get me wrong, I loved the feeling - he was tight but still do-able! His puwethole was so warm and I really almost lost my load inside him.

But I stopped and pulled him up. I whispered "Thanks mate" and pulled out of him. He looked a bit disappoint-mench. Parang tutang kulang sa pagkain. Na-sad tuloy ako.

I walked out of his cubicle and back to my original cubbie. I wiped my patuti with pwet-ones, and walked out. I heard the lock on his door, and I knew he wasn't very happy.

... ok now I am regretting it.