Tuesday, 23 June 2015

Post Heaven Highs and Lows

This is a very strange entry. I feel... sad. bad. naughty. evil.

Ewan ko nga ba.

This song fits my mood, so I'm putting a link here.

Edward came over again. We watched Jurassic World muna, then home to drink beer, played Twister (horridly - kasi naman in Bryce Dallas Howard heels!!!), and well, we played around. When I said played around, I meant we cuddled in bed as always while he was in his rocket ship PJs (no joke!) and I was in my Victoria's Secret lingerie (possibly a joke).

ANYway, as always, we had a few drinks and he became more ... affectionate? He kissed me on the forehead (FOREHEAD LANG?!? TAMA BA YAN?!?!) and said he loved spending time with me.
Did he say he loved me? Moochang hindeh.

I assumed this moment of "love" was because of the drink... but this time, we definitely went overboard... as in, by 2:30AM, he and I were... well, close to passing out. Still hindi ko alam why I can drink him under the table... maybe it's because I'm always hayouk (GANOUN!) despite my demure Maria Clara facade (talahgang!).

So. Fast forward to 3 AM. He was senglot to the ever. I was hayoque in need to dilig.

So ayun. Stupid hat on. Tangal his PJs and down, I went. At first, it was thin and small, around 3 inches. Pero within a minute of working it, it definitely grew... and oh, my. His penoy was beautimous. Kapal the foreskin, and while the head was small, the base was super thick, and it was around 7 inches and it was only hard-ish at this point. Because he trimmed his pubes, maganda the effect. Truly gorgeous.

Throughout the entire experience, he was out for the count, and my better judgement flew out the window. I stopped sucking his cock, and lubed my middle finger with my mouth. As soon as I thought it was wet enough, I spread his legs and continued sucking him off while my middle finger slowly went down his hole.

It went in smooth and easy.

As I continued going down on him, I kept looking up at him, expecting him to wake up. Still, he kept on lightly snoring, and somehow I thought it was a sign. (wtf???)

As my finger did the deed, I noticed that his hardness went down a bit, and so I stopped. As soon as my finger slid out, a sober voice popped in my head: “This isn’t right.”

And it wasn’t.

I stopped sucking him off, and pulled up his PJs. In a few seconds, he actually stirred, and grabbed his softening dick. He looked at me briefly with a confused, angry look but went back to sleep almost immediately.

I slept beside him, but no sooner did I close my eyes, when my alarm rang. 6:30AM na? Ha? I got up, prepped breakfast and by the time coffee arrived, Edward slumbered out of the bedroom. He smiled weakly: “Good morning” and sat down.

I won’t bore you with the details, but in summary, I don’t think he was aware of what happened. This was a couple of days ago, and we haven’t SMSed since. He sent me an email, pero I sent back a short and polite reply. No FB messages yet, and I think it’s best this way.

Please don’t rip me to shreds for this. I already feel awful. My better judgement passed out with the amount of alcohol and that just isn’t cool.

Ito na ang kumpisal ko. 


Edward, exit left. For both our sakes.

Thursday, 18 June 2015

Kalukring!

So. Edward stayed overnight. Again.

The entire day, we were talking about classic porn we watched as kids. My favourite was The Devil in Miss Jones while his was Deep Throat (Please don't judge - walang Sean Cody in the 80's... ESTE, early 90's pala)(cough).

(Side note: does anyone remember the fashion catalogue International Male? Oh, the memories!!!)

Of course, you can only imagine what the conversation was like - Thank goodness FB does not censor PMs.

We had dinner (as part of the Ms Talent portion, I cooked a four course meal in matching Betty Draper outfit). We had wine, three bottles in total (talajang all out, ghurls!) and we ended up cuddling in bed.

Now at this point, you'd think na we'd be at it like bunnies.

Nope.

We cuddled but that's it. He placed his hand na on the lower part of my back and I had my hand on his tummy (omg, talagang super hard at halos zero fat - Core strength galore!). I was wide awake and heart thumping, so obviously ready na akish for the grand finale.

To start, I was massaging his knees and as the human body is limited in its angles, my elbow ended up on his junior. Sigh. From my expert opinion, it was clear that he was not finding the cuddling experience... arousing.

After a few minutes, I looked up pero he was out for the count.

 I kissed him on the lips and went to sleep.

Sunday, 31 May 2015

Eurovision Weekend

Edward: The Saga/Drama Continues

So Edward decided to drop by for Eurovision - normally, I would have a couple of friends watch the show with me, especially now that Australia joined for the first (and last) time. However, I wanted some quiet time with Edward, so my friends watched elsewhere while I readied myself for a Saturday night cuddle.

He liked the first few acts, but he wanted to watch AFL instead. Cha-ineez! Pinagbigyan ko ang low-kah, but with the rule na he has to wake up with me for the 5AM live show. He said yes, so sige. So we watched GayFL and it was... nice. There was a lot of beer involved, and we had a game with tequila shots - by 11PM, we were ready to hit the sack.

We cuddled in bed - and dahil malamig, HE WORE JEANS TO BED. Gusto ko siyang sigawan: baka magmancha!!! Pero buti na lang hinjie.

I think the frustration comes from the fact na I can see what he has to offer but no go, talaga. As a joke, I cupped his balls, and he didn't stop me from playing with them, so yun! I got to play with his yagballs through the jeans.

But when I ventured upwards, ayan! He stiffened up (in the wrong way) and stood up. I stopped, coughed a bit, aaaaand things just became awkward.

Part of me thinks he wanted to cuddle and be romantic and all of that shit, but he doesn't want the sex.

Poooonyeeeeehtaaaaaah.

We both ended up in bed, with my hand on his shallow bellybutton, and when I woke up the next day, he was already rugged up in the sofa, waiting for me to join him in Eurovision watching.

Sunday morning passed, he left after breakfast, and before I knew it, BOOM. Monday.

I tried to shake off the entire weekend, pero I just couldn't. I ended up going to a beat and getting it on with this strawberry blonde guy who was... well, not so nice to look at, but he had a stiff dick that was raring for action. He was around 5'11, and around early 30's. His body had zero muscles with all the baby fat in the wrong places. In all honesty, it really was cringe-worthy.

BUT on the good side, he had LOVELY pubes, and his cut cock was around 6 inches with a decent girth. GAME ON, JHURLS!

He plowed me in the cubicles and I just had to pretend that Edward was doing me. The awesome part about this was that he was showering me with compliments about how handsome I was and how he was so turned on about me.

Blush!

I think what made it more painful was that strawberry blonde was asking for my name and number para Part 2, but I was like, sorry darling. One off lang.

*Sigh* Until next time...

Thursday, 14 May 2015

Autumn Bluez

I got two anon replies in the last post, pero one disappeared. However, I have decided to reply to it anyway... After all, I need practice for my Question and Answer portion sa Mizz Univerze.

"Is it safe to swallow? Bareback?"

Hellerrr. The answer is always no. FYI: You can get seroconverted via BJs (implausible, but possible) as well as hadashi, so in all honestly, mas Winona pag may chondom. However, medyo rebelde ang lolah niyo. Am I being stupid? Yes.

Autumn is always a strange time in Sydney. Sun is out and about... but the beats are strangely erratic. I dropped by the usual places at the usual times, and well, it's been quiet to say the least. Hindi mabenta ang aking Pata Tim! Atchuweteh ang lolah niyo!

Anyway, I was sent to Tasmania for work, and sadly, no ackshown... In fairness, super cold mga badich, so not surprised that people are just using Grindr and waiting for the graces to fall on their laps. I nearly had hookups there, pero at the end of the day, I just ended up with Mariong Palad - not that I mind. Besides, my horrendously heavy laptop is filled with enough legally downloaded porn to host a virtual library!

When I got back, I started the dating scene again. I don't know why. I started my dating with an easy one - a 6'2 Chinese guy, cute. Super bata, as in early 20's, pero he was into older guys daw so sige, despite the 6-year gap (TALAGANG ILUSYONADA! Kalowkerz!), I decided why not, chocnut?

Well, that fizzled really, really fast. Ang kerning gintong ari, medyo short pero my gulay super thick - parang beer can! So medyo weird ang feeling. I think to make it worse, he wanted me to take charge of everything in the relationship, and the power dynamic is... well, I just didn't like it. I prefer to be with an equal as opposed to someone I need to take care of. Maybe it's just lack of chemistry. Maybe I just don't like teaching a kid how to have sekz. Ewan ko nga ba.

And then there is Edward. Now Edward is... cute. Super gym body, surfer, professed bi-sexual pero he is not into sex daw, at least not just yet. He's very romantic in texts and messages, pero once we sit down and talk - parang wala siyang feelings. I think naman he's honest pero there's something about him that is stopping him from actually diving into the world that is Badinggerzie (GAH-KNOWN!).

Last night, he slept over pero he made it clear: No sex. Kainizzzz! Ako naman, sige. So we cuddled in bed and watched movies on my laptop na que-bigat! We ended up talking about shaving down there, and I went as far as me feeling the base of his peon. So yes, I actually saw it. Makapal ang foreskin niya, and it looks formidable! Around 3 inches pero super not hard, so my expert opinion, maybe 7 inches kapag galit! Wait and see... to be honest, I don't think he will ever join the rainbow parade. Testing the waters siya, and despite my best efforts, wis na wis.

His last words before falling asleep: "I love you, man."

MAN??? Juhrl ako noh?!

Letcheh.

Tuesday, 24 March 2015

Keeping it cool

I can't believe that my last entry was June 2014! Nakuhledezmah!

There is no one reason for this, to be honest. Work has been hectic. Promotion. Left job. Rehired. More work. I don't do client visits as much na, but that will change within the next few months... again.

On the relationship side, still shin-gal. Kalowkah. Had several potentials, pero most ended before things could become more interesting. Am I ok about it? I ... don't know, to be honest. I will make knew next time when my spirit is a bit more willing. Sometimes, I feel weird writing stuff here. Part confessional box, part catharsis, part catheter (hehehe).

As some of you would already know, I love tradies. For those outside Oz, tradies are basically tradesmen, like electricians, plumbers, carpenters, etc. etc. I like them a bit rough around the edges eh.

I went to one of my fave haunts, and I can tell that things were already happening. As soon as I entered, the three cubicle doors in the far end suddenly closed.

Well, well, well...

Anyway, I walked to the cubicle that wasn't occupied and pretend to number 1. Avatch! Within 30 seconds, the guy on the other side popped his head out and opened his door.

This guy was around mid-30's, cute-abelles, 5'7", puti, and looked quite stocky, especially given his short frame. He was an air-con technician, which I could tell kasi he was wearing his company shirt. He also had his work pants plus steel-tipped shoes, so alam na alam mong he's the real deal.

Anyway, I opened my door wider, and he did the same. As far as I am concerned, that's an invite so may I run ako... And I have to say...

I was a bit disappointed. His penoy was cut (sayang), around 4 in and SUPER thin... as in, pencil thin. As in, parang Mongol pencil thin.

On the good side, gwapo lang locha! Light brown hair with matching valvasarado... As in, yaminess! At this point, libog-abelles na akish, so siyempre game!

I went down on my knees and sharpened his hard mongol pencil. Of course, it was super easy - no gag reflex and with matching Walk like an Egyptian (points to those who can get the reference)!

The good about this guy was that he was really into it. After a minute, he took off his shirt and started tweaking his nipples. Ako naman, sure, I can help! Alam mo naman tayong mga Filipina jurls, multitalented and very hospitable! As I was pounding my head, my hands were all over him, nipolz, yagballs, etc. etc.

Anyway, after a couple of minutes, he pushed me to my feet and pounded his face on my penoi. I have to say though: Hindi sya magaling. Kahit runner-up for Ms Talent, hindeh. I didn't know how bad bad could be but that. was. bad.

At that point, I lost my patience. I pushed him up, placed a supot on his peon, and sat on it. Obviously, super easy for me and within seconds, I was pounding on him as he sat on the throne. At this point, he and I were making so much noise that the two other guys we looking over the partitions and clearly enjoying themselves in the process.

Shortie then carefully stood up, pushing me forward while still inside me. It was massively awkward kasi pandakacious siya, pero sige, fight lang tayo! I had to crouch down a bit more, increasing the pressure on my legs. Buti na lang sanay sa stilettos kaya calf muscles of Tyra ang laban!

Within a few minutes of rapid pounding, he began to moan and boom. He had done the deed and spread the seed. Ako? I was still crosswording on my iPhone.

JOKE.

I pulled the filled supot from his still rock hard member, and wrapped it in toilet paper. I fixed myself as our audience members slowly tucked away back into their cubicles. I opened the door, belt unbuckled and supot in hand. As I was washing my hands and fixing myself, I was thinking to myself: Tangina, ang guwapo niya talaga...

I really did want to do the crossword instead though.


Thursday, 5 June 2014

Kafafahan!

Before anything else...

SydGal: Yes, I am back - for now. Also, in terms of height preferences, to be honest, sis, I don't really like pandakations! I don't hate them, but I still prefer tall men (I have 10-inch stilettos kasi eh... GAHNOUN!). Anyway, see this entry as an example.

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This is the most outrageous action I have had so far, and also, perhaps the weirdest.

The one thing I like about Australia is that it always has something around the bend to surprise me. Let's face it - I have had a fairly decent of experience in the kink, so it does take a bit to surprise me.

Anyway, the other day, I went back to my monthly meeting which so happened to be 2 blocks away from one of my faaaaaaavorite beats. This beat had cubicles facing each other, so really, if you stand up, kitang kita ang fez – and hopefully, the person staring back at you is hot and raring to sagogogo!

When I first came in, ako lang. Pero I knew that it was only a matter of chime, so may I Grindr na lang muna akish. In 2 minutes, someone came in and sat right across my cubicle.

Good sign!

I stood up, and saw a tall man cleaning the bowl (so I only saw the back of his head). I looked closer and noticed that, just outside his door, he had one of those fancy big-ass strollers, and his toddler was in there, sound asleep.

Ay. Letchiness, I initially thought.

I sat down again, and hoped that he only took a few minutes to go do his business (after all, that is what the toilets are for), and he can go back to showing his kid around. But after a few minutes of silence (and you can definitely tell with this place), my suspicions arose.

I stood up again, and hello, hello. Mr Papa was standing up as well, and he was definitely doing… well, something. He was around 6’5” – yes, he was a giant – and his hair was slightly tousled. 


He was cute naman, but really, not wis my type ang fez. Well, clearly, someone found him cute enough to have a baby with but anyway…

I still wasn’t too sure what the deal was, so I decided to play my cards carefully. I zipped up, and with matching eye contact, I went out of the cubicle, to the urinals and hung around there with my penoy visible and ready for action.

Foutah. 

Within a minute, a stroller parked behind me and Fafa stood behind me, his boner raging outside his shorts He looked at me, and pulled his shorts even further, his fairly massive and hairy butt cheeks facing his still sleeping son.

Huwa-how.

I stood closer to him and gripped his pwestki. Shet - ang lakish talaga. I began kneading it, and reaching for his patutoi at the same time. I began jerking his hard ano - it was oddly shaped. Around 6 inches, thin ang body pero the head was massive - very disproportionate. Sadly, cut, but hey, we can't all be perfect, divahh?

At this point, I figured it was time we began our action! I began to kneel down to do my Alejar when my phone rang.

Shet.

We both looked at each other and smiled awkwardly. I zipped up and took the call. It was my business partners, hoping to have the meeting earlier. I said ok, and rushed back to papa, saying that I will be back in 30 minutes.

I rushed to the meeting, and ... well, let's just say that my colleagues were wondering why I was distracted. To be honest, litong-lito ako and... well, libogabelle.

I finished the meeting, nodding my head and shaking hands energetically - but the minute tumalikod ang mga letch, I sprinted ala-Gwynyth in Iron Man, with matching Wonder Womyn stilettos!

By the time I got to the beat, I peered at the cubicles, and YES, the stroller was still there, and ... yes, the kid was still asleep. I looked at the cubicle and I could see papa's head against the wall, and his eyes were closed. I looked under the door, and yes, there were two sets of feet.

Letchness! Naunahan akish!!!!

I peered closer and fafa opened his eyes. He stood up taller so that he could look above the door, and smiled. He unlocked the door and I slid in.

When I got in, the other guy was clearly older - maybe 6', mid-50's, cropped hair, guwapo naman pero not my type. More importantly, ang ari ng lolo - around 8 inches, uncut and tanginis, ang lakishabelle!!! Beautimousse! What made it even better was fafa was fully naked at this point. As in socks lang ang suot. LOVE IT!!! Fafa's body was so-so - he didn't have a single ounce of muscle on him - but his slightly hairy chest made up for it.

When I got in, lolo was making chupa fafa. As I slid in, (medyo mazikif), and lolo stood up straight. He was a bit shocked that I came in - gusto kong sabihin, "Hoy! Nauna akough, nough " but when I got down on my knees to continue his work, he eased up a bit.

And this is where it becomes surreal.

As I was blowing fafa, I could see the ari of lolo raging like anything. Fafa was considerate enough to use his hands to help lolo out by pumping his anough... and then fafa spread this legs and guided lolo closer to his pwetski.

Whadapakasyet.

I can imagine we all have his fantasy of doing it with "the straight guy" and ziggeh, whachevur. But this is definitely the guy na acting straight but loves getting it there. Wow.

Because alam mo naman me, very caring and generouz, I helped guide the ari to the hole. I don't think I really helped much but the visual effect! Love love love eeet!

At this point, lolo said something I couldn't hear but fafa just nodded his head and leant forward as far as he could. Lolo then slowly moved his penoi further in... and kept it there. Fafa was breathing heavily at this point, and ... well, I was just still stunned to do much other than suck on the guy's bulbous head!

Within a couple of seconds though, I could see fafa urging lolo to move a bit and lolo started going in and out of him. Fafa must have been loaded on lube because I totally don't remember seeing lolo put on spit or lube - but anyway! Lolo started banging and as a consequence, fafa started banging my face. His sack, which was fairly big to begin with, began hitting my chin with ferocity and my God I was loving it.

Within a minute, I came on the floor - it was just WAY too hot to handle. I barely even touched myself and there I was, spewing on the floor. At this point, fafa asked lolo to stop a bit lolo popped out. Fafa stood up, eyes closed, while I cleaned up my mess.

I unlocked the door so that it would be inconspicuous (just in case may puleeeez) but I looked back and saw that fafa's fez was nowhere to be found. It looked like they locked the door behind me and goodness knows what they were up to again.

The kid was still asleep after I washed and dried my hands. He must have been on massive drugs... the kid, that is.

Saturday, 10 May 2014

Late Night Vagets

Hello friends! Before anything else...

Paci: Thank you! The one after this entry is a mind blower!

Geosef: Actually miss writing them. Sometimes I feel that blogging is the only break I get to really have from the hamster wheel.

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Anyway, I still don't know how to restart this year right. Parang feeling ko, between work and my fledging personal life, wis talaga akong time or energy. I'm yet again single, believich or not, but still hopeful. I'm not going on dates (Trulily!) but taking things as they cum.

Anyway, this one happened recently, and I think this is the most daring I've been thus far.I was stuck in the junction one night - around 11PM, so medyo wis na ang tao - waiting for a bus to take me to my friend's house for a slumber party (talagang feeling teens di ba???) so I had on my gym gear and bag, despite the crisp autumn weather. I was massively bored and ... well, horny. Admittedly, tag-tuyo akish so I was really raring to gogo-sago-go!

Strangely enough, there were only three of us waiting for a bus at the time - one couple who eventually walked off, and a girl who was clearly scared shitless and nervously texting while looking around. Not too sure why she was so darn nervous - hindi naman ito Tondo, noh?!Butt anyway...

At one point, a twinkie pie walked in. He was around early twenties, around 5'8, blonde, blue-eyed, stick thin (bwisit), and... well, he was cute enough, but I was nowhere near Lady Gaga for him. To be honest, he has the looks of a C-grade gay porn actor.

Compliment pa yan, or hindi? You decide, friends.

Anyway, he walked in, and definitely stood far away from everyone else. He was on the phone as well, and seemed mighty pre-occupied. A few minutes later, one of his friends came by and they started a chat. Ako naman, whatevs. His friend was definitely not near cute enough, even for a D-grade porn studio, so deadmatic akish.

When the bus finally arrived, I was the first one in, and I went straight to the back of the bus so that I can stretch my legs. The other girl sat near the front of the bus, and the final passenger, twinkie-pie, went to the back as well, one row ahead of me.

It's a short trip to my friend's house, so I was just gay-dreaming, like always. I then noticed twinkie was looking at me the entire time. At first, I thought he was just as bored as I was - but then I noticed he was really looking at my crotch. I looked at my crotch and realised that my shorts were riding up and my bulge was peeking a bit!

Well, if he was interested, so might as well, divan?

I shuffled a little bit so that my boxer shorts was shuffled all the way to the side, and my entire package was ready to say hi to the world.

Well, that got his attention.

He moved one row back so that we are pretty much aligned and he could get a better view. At this point, Mr Tarugo was primed for action and raring to go. Of course, I could only show the tip of the iceberg (kasi naman Maria Clara-shy pa rin ako noh!) but I could clearly see he was excited - or at least, some parts of him were.

** blush **

After a minute of show and tell, I signalled that this was my stop. He turned around, realised our show was about to end and did a pa-cute frowny face (which was totally a hard-on killer - it's just not my thing). I got my things to leave and walked to the door. Surprise, surprise, I turned around and he was right behind me.

Hello, medyo assuming ang bakla, ha. Oh, well... Nandiyan na, eh.

So we ended up outside the bus stop and not too sure where to go. Alangan naman dalhin ko sya sa bahay ng friend ko. Anyway, we walked a bit and once we hit dark corners, he would slip his hand behind me and fondle my butt cheek.

Whe-he-hell...

At one point, there was a short, dark alley with nothing but an abandoned motorcycle. I walked him behind the motorbike, and got down on my knees. He got the hint and wham! I was hit by a twink cock in my eye.

Kainiz!

Anyway, it was quite nice! Around 7 inches, strangely thin pero still applaudabelle! The foreskin was quite loose, and from experience (not that I am the Wikipeendia queen or anything), that means the guy has done his fair share of ack-shown. And speaking of action, super clear that he was ready for it.

The sad thing was, after a mere 45 seconds, he exploded without warning - and that was that. At first, I was a bit taken aback kasi naman walang warning man lang! Buti na lang at matamis-tamis ang kanyang tahmoud.

He leant back a bit, breathing heavily, and nearly toppled over, as (we learnt the hard way) the bike was really on its last legs (or wheels, as in this case). We both snickered about that, and as we did the short walk back into the dark public eye, he patted me on the butt and said "thanks"

He motioned back to the bus stop but I said I was headed elsewhere. He asked for my number, and that was when I said, "You deserve better", smiled and walked away.I'm still not too sure why I did that. It may have something to do with the cum inside my mouth. Or maybe ayoko nang bagets. 

Dunno... dunno...